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Chinese wushu technique, shuang-jie-gun. (CR 楚儿霸王)

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

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social media has got twenty year old women thinking they have to be a "clean girl" at university with a morning routine and face masks and expensive water bottles and a 9pm bedtime. I am begging the world to let young women go through a crucial developmental stage of being disgusting messy little rats. for feminism.

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

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very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

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Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

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For the ones that need it today

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finally, someone for tumblr

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Holy shit Davrin doesn't believe in the fade

Is this like the Thedas equivalent of flat earth??

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Pitching Leverage to a socialist friend: "The heist team gets hired by people who have been victimized by these corporate baddies, so there is always a scene at the beginning where some lady is telling the team 'my dad died because he couldn't afford his diabetes medication after the new factory owner Joshua Dirtbag the Third cut his hours' and the team is like 'say no more. we will put on elaborate disguises and convince him to bet on a fake racehorse, and somehow at the end of it you will have all his money and he will go to jail'."