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NEO YOKIO QUOTES
Shall I fetch you a giant Toblerone?
Demon, be gone from this Chanel suit!
Man, her voice is pure cashmere.
Win, lose, we’ll all be equal in the grave.
I’m sorry to say sir that your tuxedo is not black but the darkest shade of midnight blue.
Alright gentlemen lets go take a jog around the reservoir.
I’m done searching for meaning in the aesthetic cycles of commodities.
You know what Helena, you don’t deserve this big Toblerone.
And she just moved here last week she don’t know what a chopped cheese is!
Well that IS the most melancholy pasta…
Who cares what time it is when the future’s an interminable abyss of wackness?
While I’m gone, write 1,000 words on the graceful geometry of cable-knit sweaters.
Do you have anything aggressively Belgian?
I’m surprised you don’t wear more black Kaz, aren’t you prone to melancholy?
I have a generally cheerful disposition.
What in the name of Shakespeare’s ass is going on here?
I like this kind of talk, Charles. More vibes please.
It is the ephemeral nature of things that makes them wonderful.
And you’ll have first dibs on Uncle Alberts loafer collection!
Yo they got the infinity pool! It’s the closest our mortal minds will ever come to comprehending the infinite!
Without water there’d be no nautical fashion.
You’re cookoo bananas!
My existential dread is acting up today.
You’re a peach, Charles.
I love being in public with my hair wet, I feel like a Gucci model
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Piece of shit. Stupid piece of shit. You’re a real stupid piece of shit.
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the monty hall saga
please watch brooklyn nine-nine
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It’s just a puzzle box! Oh, no. It is a means to summon us.
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Cartoon Network Russia leaks 2 new shows
The Heroic Quest of the Valiant Prince Ivandoe
and Unikitty from The Lego Movie getting a show
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