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why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual
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In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
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highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor
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gonna need bands to step it up when it comes to naming so i sound less stupid. Been getting really into microwave lately <- guy who is either talking about the band or is on a popcorn kick currently
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Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.
what the hell
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can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut
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