kidorihalo

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everyday i feel like that guy on reddit who didnt know he could wait for the shower to heat up before stepping in

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falling comet, silver star, beautiful scourge

wandering ghost

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Yarn holder

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SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS BOUNCY ASS BISON

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worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

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Canada moment

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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looks at you