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[kid-kr0w]

May everybody receive astonishingly positive news.

[kid-kr0w]

[kid-kr0w]

It is asexual awareness week

Be aware of me

[kid-kr0w]

is it a bad sign that everyone reassures me that life is beautiful and I matter whenever they speak with me

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

[kid-kr0w]

I will split the Universe into atoms if a mere hair is bent on her head

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[kid-kr0w]

There he go

gummy lamas

[kid-kr0w]

May every blessed gay little soul have a fabulous FAGTOBER!

[kid-kr0w]

Fuck you, my emotional support idiots deserved a kiss

[kid-kr0w]

Two sad boys,

Foolish boys,

Kindred souls.

Dared to outrun Death's jaws.

[kid-kr0w]

Hey @netflix,

The earliest tweet about Dead Boy Detectives is from November 11th, 2023. The same goes for the first Instagram post.

The most recent tweet about Dead Boy Detectives is from May 21st, 2024. The most recent Instagram post is from May 11th, 2024.

Today is September 3rd, 2024.

I also counted the tweets/posts from that time span. There are 33 tweets and 28 Instagram posts.

The “marketing” for Dead Boy Detectives is a fucking joke.

I literally didn’t have the time to count all of your posts/tweets for Stranger Things, Avatar, Wednesday, and your other cash cows. Because there are that fucking many. Even during these stretches of time between seasons of some of those shows, you’ve posted more about those than the show you just released.

You also happened to release this show in the end of fucking April, which is the end of the Spring semester for basically all of American schools, and for tons of international schools too. You released a new show during exam time.

So, you released a new show during exam time and barely posted anything about it, and you’re shocked that it didn’t break your records?

You sabotaged this show’s release in every way you could while maintaining the front that you were actually supporting the show. Fourteen days is not enough time to make a judgement call about a fucking TV show, especially one you released during exam time.

Do not cancel Dead Boy Detectives. This show deserves better.

[kid-kr0w]

@netflix

I know it has been said before, but really, what do streaming services even want?

Dead Boy Detectives didn't flop by any measure. It did perfectly fine. The numbers where there. The reception was overwhelmingly positive. It had potential, and it was successful.

But I guess that's not enough. I wonder what would be enough; overwhelming numbers aren't, innovative storytelling isn't, a preexisting fanbase isn't. So what is?

Generating new subscribers? It seems that Netflix, and other streamers, are still trying to figure out how to make infinite growth happen in an inherently finite market - audience retention does not seem to factor into their calculations at all.

I have had a Netflix subscription since 2015. I have always kept it out of nostalgic fondness if nothing else, even when the prices rose and the quality of the offered media declined.

But I'm done. I don't see the value of the service anymore, when most of what you find on there nowadays is sloppy "documentaries" and half-finished stories that will never be allowed to go anywhere. Why would I continue to pay for that?

[kid-kr0w]

i love the idea that part of the reason edwin is such a little bitch (affectionate) is that charles just fucking encourages it. the first time edwin gives him attitude in the attic (“because i wish not to” or something that) charles gives him the biggest heart eyes. and, like, edwin said he wasn’t great with people, so obviously he’s going off of charles’ responses to figure out how to interact with people. and charles very much likes it when edwin is bitchy.

which is why, when we see them in 2023, edwin is so cunty. because charles has spent 34 years fucking encouraging it and giving him heart eyes every time he acts like that.

[kid-kr0w]

@cattusferoxx

:3 <3

reblog to shlop your friends

[kid-kr0w]

I WANT DEAD BOY DETECTIVES SEASON 2 TOO!!!

ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.

(Masterlists)

[kid-kr0w]

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

[kid-kr0w]

Honey

Soft Rain

Tranquility

Honestly just sounds like a cozy evening with cake, rain and ✨️peace✨️

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[kid-kr0w]

You do not owe your partner(s) sex. I mostly see this passed around in the asexual community, and it absolutely needs emphasis there, but this applies to anyone of any orientation. You never owe your partner(s) sex under any circumstance.

If your sex drive or libido is lower than your partner’s, you may feel obligated to “keep up” with them to make them happy. But you have a right to say no, or not be in the mood, or be too tired, or just not want to right now. Your partner(s) should respect your right to say no and your bodily autonomy.

If your partner(s) try to harass, manipulate, or coerce you into having sex when you say no, they’re an asshole. Having said yes in the past does not mean you can never say no. It is not your responsibility or obligation to provide sex. You do not need to violate your own boundaries to make someone else happy. Your partner(s) should respect your right to say no, and if they don’t, they don’t deserve you.

Your body belongs to you, and you decide what’s best for your sexual health. Happy Pride