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I've seen a few posts like this before, but gooosh I'm just.
A big, scary monster pred with sharp teeth and claws... On their knees, head tilted up, and their jaws open. They're waiting patiently, almost expectantly, for the prey to make the first move.
And of course, they do. The prey slips their hands in first, and then their head... And then, the pred can make the first gulp.
Basically just thinking about preds that open their mouths expectantly and wait for the prey to feed themselves to the pred. It seems like such an act of love and intimacy to willingly feed yourself to someone.
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Please explain why you chose what you chose and what mischief would you get up to if you wanted to do that or just what you would do in general if you could turn into an animal
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#knives#specifically multiple#and i don't mean dio style where it's like 30 kitchen knives#1 of many kinds of knife#i open my coat to reveal 2 karambits 2 bowie knives 2 medieval daggers 2 kitchen knives 2 self defense knives#and a kriegsmesser at my hip cause that's ALSO a knife
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Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.
i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr
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dear trolls who disguise as activists for something
die
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i'm fat and i really think you should just calm the fuck down. i don't appreciate you defending us like that if you're gonna be a dick about it.
i don't appreciate toxicity, ever.
Basketball doesn’t make people tall
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PERSONALITY TEST
#i'll send an sos to the world#ill send an sos to the world#i hope that someone gets my#i hope that someone gets myy#message in a bottle yeah
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good post, very informative, more people should see this
HOWEVER
why you gotta be so rude to the commenter when they only spoke out of lack of awareness about body types in sports? that's genuinely bad to see even in a post as great as this
Basketball doesn’t make people tall
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#should have picked more than one#i prefer rats tbh but i would defend all of these#except mosquitoes those are demons from hell sent to exact revenge for satan being cast out of heaven.#and especially cockroaches cause holy shit they're adorable........
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wisdom toad this wisdom sucks i want a refund, and some compensation for this awful wisdom to go with my next augmentation surgery to make me live longer
Ladies...
Is your ear cartilage symmetrical?
Are your pores drooping?
Do you have thighs?
Something Is Wrong With You.
Buy Product.
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"Yall" infiltrated my vocabulary years ago and i have NEVER stopped using it since
it's just... the perfect word. 2 or more people in a group and you want to address them? yall. talking about more than one person at all? yall. talking about something that multiple people own? yall's. it's so good
Reblog if you say "Y'all"
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#i was stung by a bee in a dream#it hurt more than a bee sting would outside of the dream#it was actually the worst thing i've ever experienced#and i've had dreams where i watch people i love die right in front of me#so that's saying something
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this is awesome i wish this happened in real life
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