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splashdown — 6/22/2024

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Today's Seal Is: Um. What The

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Among the Waves (1898)

Ivan Aivazovsky

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My soul is beneath the waves

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dead man's chest + picspam

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Sharks, orcas, wolves, mongooses, hawks, owls, eagles, big cats, snakes, piranhas, centipedes, preying mantises, scorpions, spiders, squids, komodo dragons, polar bears, sea lions, crocodilians: entire groups of life adapted to eat absolutely nothing but the raw flesh of other creatures. Our society recognizes all of these as iconic killing machines. They all occupy a position in our collective consciousness that teeters between majestic warrior hunter and grim terrifying murder monster. Embodiments of nature's ferocity. Agents of death.

Frogs: an entire group of life adapted to eat absolutely nothing but the raw flesh of other creatures. We think they're silly guys who ought to wear floppy hats perhaps

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Next stop flushing 🐟

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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Just found out about the weirdest shark ever

Prickly dogfish

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i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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i love you so much i would kill your father

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I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways