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This sketch was marinating since July. Its time has come.

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he's immortal. he's bisexual. he picks lint off the sofa. his stare is unsettling. his tits are diabolical. he hasn't been painted in over 400 years. he's had an aerobic evening that even vc andrews would find questionable. he recites shakespeare with his fuckass bouquet. his clothes are off. his face is down in the coffin. he couldn't prevent it. he's divorced. he's gone off the grid. his firstborn is an old man.

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i love it when people get me on a spiritual level (it's like that quote that goes don't pretend we're not all under the same tent at the freak circus)

he didn't witness the play he directed the play he didn't witness the play he directed the play you were supposed to die with claudia he didn't witness the play he didn't save you lestat did lestat lestat lestat lestat

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You simply cannot outcunt the French team - the music, Evgenia, the outfits, Evgenia, choreo by Guillaume, and did I mention Evgenia

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good god.

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Evgeniia Lopareva & Geoffrey Brissaud (FRA) - "Elephant, Fugue in D minor, 360 (BFRND)" Free Dance | Grand Prix Final 2024 

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Dreamstat was unbelievably beautiful. No wonder Louis was down bad.

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tcoptp wolfstar in my head (ff by @motswolo)

I’m scared I’ll never find a work as beautiful as this au IT IS EVERYTHING TO ME

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Via Only Fangs Channel on Instagram.

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not nominating assad zaman for his acting is one thing, but totally overlooking the fact that he served in every single one of those cunty armand outfits is another one....

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In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

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the way his voice changes when louis looks at lestat in the eyes and goes "i didn't know it was a gift. i wore it like a curse. i was selfish, i tried to make nights awful for you. i wanted you to suffer, cause i was suffering. i came to thank you for the gift you offered me. the gift i denied. for the nights in front of me where i might learn to live honestly. thank you." give my man jacob an oscar already

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he didn't witness the play he directed the play he didn't witness the play he directed the play you were supposed to die with claudia he didn't witness the play he didn't save you lestat did lestat lestat lestat lestat

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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

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rewatching iwtv season 2 and im going crazy right now

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i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you