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this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

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Boys will be boys

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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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At the end of the day the world was saved by sisterhood, homoerotic partnership, and Ekko, and that’s a pretty good summary of Arcane.

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Eve Best and Charles Edwards spar as Beatrice and Benedick in the Royal Shakespeare Companies production of Much Ado About Nothing in 2011.

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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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“Could L have stopped Walter White”

“Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Kira”

Blah blah blah ENOUGH. We have to ask the real questions—

Could Saul Goodman get Light off? And barring that how much would Light’s sentence be reduced?

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“It’s ya boy Guzma” is probably the smoothest translation of ore-sama I’ve ever seen (makes eyes at Hetalia and TTGL) but it’s also unfortunately hilarious wwwww

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"I hate pillow princesses because they won't do what I want them to do and they won't have sex the way I want them to and they aren't real lesbians if they don't eat pussy and they should just fuck the way I want to and-"

You disrespecting and overstepping peoples sexual boundaries is not cute or revolutionary just because you're a dyke

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If you come in you don’t have to come out

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the leftism leaving people's bodies when it's time to build a villager trading hall

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Top Gun Silliness

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