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today's warm up: When some damned extraterrestrial being steals your catch, what's a man to do?
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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked



monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
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i played with that medical training app a little bit


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pro tip: ash nazg durbatulûk ash nazg gimbatul ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
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my girlfriend had a dream about matching halloween costumes for us- as weather reporter and Weather-themed Demiurge
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always confuses the hell out of me when someone sends an ask that's just "you follow someone problematic" with no name or any description of what they've done. bitch what do you want me to do find their pages?????
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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))
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