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When you’re so loud that scary bitch comes outta the tv
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there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie
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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull
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in my country the sun turned black and the sunlight will age u 1000 years in 1 second becaue the sun is possessed by a demon
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