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UPDATE !! banter season it is LMAOOOO. defense? battered ✅✅ fullback positions in the hands of lucas vazquez and mendy (two players stealinggg a living). academy players? a myth. they dont exist to carlo. the 16 year old backup got INJURED! tchou? CB shifts ✅ hes the only CB bckup we have lmaoooooo!!!

jude? RB EXPERIMENT ✅✅✅✅✅ its actually more sick than i could ever image holy shit!!

players below 20 getting to touch a blade of grace? NOTTT under carlo ✅✅

keeling myself? confirmed ✅

24/25 season

next season has the chance to be a banter season lmao. and ik banter season for madrid is one trophyless season after winning everything but like .... idc.

defense has 2 starters im confident in. a 16 yr old CB might be our salvation. god knows who the backup keeper is bc lunin deserves to leave this summer and go somewhere he will be a starter. midfield could be booky depending on what demons possess ancelotti as he makes the lineup. we could end up with a bayern run where we have the top scorer and are like 3rd in la liga bc defense is shit.

tchou will find himself beside rudiger at some point bc ofc someone will get hurt. god knows where cama is playing. god knows where arda is playing. getting a spot in the starter lineup will actually be a competition bc every position in forward and midfield is in high demand and supply.

jude played AM, LCM, second striker and CF last season. ancelotti will do the most wicked experiments to fit his favs (which jude is not lol). jude's importance goal wise (19/27 goals while madrid was drawing or losing) can only be realized once we start playing. whether jude will be an 8 or a 10 (or something random bc this is ancelotti) is something only fate knows. atlanata game lineup has the potential to ruin my entire summer bc god knows what ancelotti is up to.

anyways im STILL salty over nobody prioritizing jude's pichichi when its literally the ONE fucking time a midfielder like him can get it <//3 but ill live.

here comes 24/25 ig.

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this is 100 years late but jude (my fav boy) and manon (my literal very new fav girl) sharing likes .. my eyes are open and i am watching very carefully!

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everything is so fucking serious for them!! when teachers complain that the kids are behind several grades i believe them. reading comprehension? zero. imagination? zero. only dying on the most useless hillssss.

even kinks are too kinky. like thats the whole point of a kink!! its means to be UNCONVENTIONAL. nothing even 3% problematic is allowed like go back to roblox 😭��😭

lemme not even start on ao3 discourse ... the site where everything is tagged ... why are you complaining that you dont like reading certain content? dont fucking READDDD ittt

Young people have no clue how to fandom. On instagram I said "would be funny if..." just theorizing about a character of an ongoing show, weeks before it was revealed that that character was something else. It was not an absolute. I didn't say "this character 100% is this or that". And people keep replying to me "aCtUaLlY they are blablabla"

Have young people forgotten that absolutes are not necessary in fandom? That it destroys theorizing if all you see is canon? Where is the fun if you can't make an assumption anymore while the show is getting released? Why is it so important to be right all the fucking time?? These aren't the news, it's fiction. Fiction can be wrong.

It's so tiring to see how these people make it less and less fun in fandom. Like, girl, have you never played barbies? Was your Ken never pregnant? He physically can't get pregnant and neither him nor Barbie will look pregnant (unless you use the Barbie with the special stomach) and it's all pretend and in your imagination. It's not real.

And a headcanon isn't real either, it's not canon. That's why it's called headcanon ffs. Why do they take the fun out of everything? They don't share what they love, they don't tell a creator what they love, they don't make up theories about the original material, they don't even want to write fanfics of their own. All they do is consume and tell people what they do wrong when they see someone actually doing fandom stuff.

Honestly, it would be funny if those people fell off a cliff.

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shit is about to go down

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Camavinga is such a cutie, I like this guy

I'm on Pinterest looking at pics of him and smiling bc he has such a pretty smile

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Him.

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we are #finished

squad hasnt clicked and carlo plays freedomball 🕊️🕊️🕊️

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i just wanna know what about estelle is giving influencer? no bio, no tiktok, no agent, no nothing .. is this not just a normal woman? 😭 like shes not trying to influence us to do a single thinggg she's just pretty!

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half his ass and people are crying likekdkdkdj … acting like it was on purpose

jude showed a lil bum bum on the pitch and folks crashing out like he flashed the whole stadium or something 😂😂

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real

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top 2 worst horrors, and it's not number 2, is watching england play.

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how could you tell im writing a fic?

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"For me it was like see my three hearts all in one place like they'd always been throughout my career." 🤍🤍🤍

Jude talking about his family always makes my heart warm 🥺

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The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

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