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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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heavy is the crown

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I am craving this woman from 1992 carnally

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Tgirl voices <3

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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real text received from my partner today

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Dissapointed to report that the Kohl's corporation doesn't support my "rule of cool" approach to shoe organization. Let me make a pyramid in front of the bathroom.

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[What happened to you?]

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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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Me when background character fucks severely

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THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE GOTTEN ALL WEEK