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Finished Halloweentown and tried fighting Ursula. Learned that Donald wastes no time healing himself, and yet he continues to watch as I die. What a good friend

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The Little Mermaid level is the BANE of my existence. No matter how many times I play it, I always get lost and forget what to do next, and I hate the controls. I just want to get to the Peter Pan level. Is that so much to ask?

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Kingdom Hearts Characters as YA Books I’ve Read

Xemnas - Twilight. I refuse to explain.

Xigbar - The Hunger Games. He shoots things, Katniss shoots things. Why not?

Xaldin - A Court of Thorns and Roses. It’s a Beauty and the Beast retelling and you fight him in that world in KH2.

Vexen - Divergent. I don’t remember Divergent that well but there was like an experiment or something? Idk. It felt fitting.

Lexaeus - The Fifth Wave. Just vibes honestly

Zexion - A Sorcery of Thorns. It’s about magic libraries. Enough said.

Saix - Shiver. Werewolves.

Axel - Harry Potter. Because Axel, too, would get himself in a lot of trouble like Harry.

Demyx - Percy Jackson. Water.

Luxord - A Darker Shade of Magic. There are pirates.

Marluxia - Wintersong. He just gives me Goblin King vibes

Larxene - Throne of Glass. She reminds me of the main character

Roxas - The Raven Boys. Friendship is important for both.

Xion - The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Again, just vibes.

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Kingdom Hearts Characters as Ben and Jerry’s Flavors

Was there any reasoning behind this? Who knows. All I know is I learned there are a lot of discontinued flavors that I want to try.

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Sora- Island Paradise

Kairi- Cherry Garcia

Riku- Chocolate Therapy

Roxas- Root Beer Float my Boat

Axel- Hunka Burnin’ Fudge

Xion- sugar plum

Aqua- wild blueberry

Terra- Chip Happens

Ventus- Holy Cannoli

Xehanort - Fossil Fuel

Larxene - Blondes are a Swirl’s Best Friend

Saix - Uncanny Cashew

Marluxia - Glampfire Trail Mix

Demyx - Phish Food

Namine - Cinnamon Buns

Luxord - Berried Treasure

Xigbar - From Russia with Buzz

Donald Duck - Jamaican Me Crazy

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donald duck homophobic moments

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Ugh I hate the Winnie the Pooh levels

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Kingdom Hearts is great because these are all different people:

And these are all the same person:

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At the Tarzan level. I love how they’re supposed to protect the world order and get no one in any of these worlds questions the fact that humanoid animals are walking around, even when they’re not a part of that world

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Has anyone ever converted KH munny to US dollars? Because I’ve always been very confused by this economic system

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But I also had a crush on Leon growing up. I had a crush on a lot of these characters and sometimes I wonder what that says about me as a person

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Imagine you’re this little fourteen year old boy and this random dude with a giant sword that shoots FIRE just starts coming after you trying to get this giant key that keeps appearing. Wild.

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I love that Sora automatically assumes he ends up in another world when he arrives in Traverse town and not just another town or something

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The race with Riku still gives me more anxiety than anything in the world

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in this house we stan Donald Duck. Even if he doesn’t heal you

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Riku has been the love of my life since I was four years old and nothing and no one can ever change that

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Anyone who doesn’t pick up all the hp orbs even when you don’t need them is a sociopath