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Kevin: *aggressively eating a whole egg*
Jake: *to Kevin* I'm gonna rip off your dick, and put it in a blender, I'm gonna make you drink your own dick-
JB: Wut-
Rose: that- that sounds really spicy-
Jake: will cut open your head and i will DRINK YOUR THOUGHTS
Kevin: *dying of laughter and choking on egg*
JB: there is never any thoughts in Kevin's head though-
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Uuuhhh...Steve?....Are you ok?
I uh- i think he got into those '✨SpEcIaL✨' brownies.
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Wait a damn minute-
Is it just me or does Indiana Jones in Fortnite kinda look like a less cartoony Inspector Zenigata...?
DAMN IT LUPIN!!! BRING BACK THAT CRYSTAL SKULL YOU BASTARD!!!
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