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Brenda actually swearing while the Gladers say funny made up words is my Roman Empire.

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Gladers: *lose Thomas in a crowd*

Minho: this calls for drasti-

Gally: shut the fuck up and keep walking

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this could totally be in the book

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Forever grateful that you wrote this fic. 🙂‍↕️☺️😤 10/10 I still read it every other day.

Realized that I never posted my TMRSS fic (better late than never?) 😅😅

I had so much fun writing this for @kestis-advent and I still think about this AU on a regular basis.

Stars, Hide Your Fires: wherein Gally and Aris are idiots falling in love each trying to hide their professional lives from each other, while Gally is actively investigating the crimes committed by Aris and his gang. With background Newtmas running a cozy bakery cafe and Minho, Sonya, and Brenda being meddling professional thieves

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crank palace, page 88.

okay, let me get this straight. Newt's world tilted before his eyes, but it was just Thomas falling on his ass?

hence, i present my case:

Thomas is Newt's world.

i'll ask you once again: Dashner, what the fuck? idfk how anyone else interprets this but i interpret this as THOMAS BEING NEWT'S WHOLE WORLD— *i scream as i get dragged into my padded enclosure.*

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bonus; crank palace, page 93.

this guy, Jonesy, had sworn to protect Newt in the Crank Palace because he and his buddies respect Newt for everything he's been through. Newt appreciated it, even if he found the guy a bit weird.

but the second his "protector" decides to hit Thomas, he blasts him with a Launcher. okay.

(also, moving on to The Fever Code now because TDC has eternally traumatised me. there's tear stains on chapter 55. iykyk.)

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Thomas: so, Newt, you’re straight?

Newt: um well-

Thomas: you know what else is straight?

Newt: what?

Thomas: spaghetti until it gets wet and hot

Newt: I’m gay, Tommy

Thomas: oh.. so the spaghetti was-

Newt: Tommy, no-

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GLADE RULES

01. Do your part

02. Do not harm the other Gladers

03. Never go outside the Glade unless you’re a runner

UnHelpful Additions:

Never EVER ask Gally why he quit took a break from being a runner

Don’t ask Newt how he got his limp

Don’t ask Frypan to give you extra if he doesn’t- we only get new food once a week

If you get pulled into a fight circle, don’t try and get out of it

Be sure to tell Alby or Newt when you remember your name

Try not to get on Newts bad side

Don’t ask what Gally puts in his drink- even Newt doesn’t know.

Just don’t ask stupid questions (Thomas)

Can’t believe this has to be said- but do NOT ask to ‘have a turn’ with Teresa, you might as well be thrown out to the maze

If Alby or Newt tells you to shut up, you should probably shut up

If you are a keeper, you still have to do your job- don’t let the power get to your head, you don’t have a lot of it

Don’t be a dick

Just because Frypan is the only cook, that doesn’t mean you can’t help- it’s very appreciated

Don’t tell the medjacks how to do their job

Stick to the job you’re given unless explicitly told otherwise

Don’t try and stick out an arm or leg when the walls are closing.  Why is this being said, George?

If an animal somehow gets loose, don’t slaughter it.  It is a pain to clean

If you don’t eat all your food, put it back in the kitchen

Don’t start food fights if you don’t wanna clean it up

Your punishment is your punishment, don’t try to bargain

Don’t ask what’s in Gally’s Brew, even Frypans not sure

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Newt: I think I’m in love with Tommy

Gally: umm… I’m sorry?

Newt: I said I’m in-

Gally: no, I heard you, I just really feel sorry for you, if it's true

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Thomas: I went outside today and met a guy so cute I just had to go home with him. I'm sorry, Newt

Newt:

Newt: where’s the cat?

Thomas, opening his jacket to reveal the kitten: ISN’T HE ADORABLE

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Hello 🙋

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Hello everyone. (っ'ヮ'c)

Here just to remind everyone that the inscriptions for the minewt week event are still open. Anyone interested, you can check all the info here.

Hope to see you guys there once the event begins. I can't wait to see what everyone comes up with for the event.

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Thomas: have you ever liked someone but have been too scared to admit it?

Newt: all the time

Thomas: same

Minho: JUST KISS ALREADY

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My socially awkward ass barely has friends here, but... repost if you want guys. (っ'ヮ'c)

@scorchedmazes @fili-is-gone @get-the-medjacks @directionerplusgleek

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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Thomas: you look beautiful today

Newt: aww, tha-

Thomas: april fools!

Newt: oh

Thomas: you look beautiful every day

Newt, tearing up: oh

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I just feel the need to bring up that time Thomas called Newt's journal a sacred artifact. That's it.