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Making a RP server for The Boys. However, I am in DESPERATE need of someone who knows how to set up bots, reaction roles, etc.

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You alive?

I am alive, it's just been a long week.

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I don't post here as often as I'd like to lmfao here's some recent doodles as I try to figure out drawing them 🗣️‼️

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We Don't Talk About Rowena

An Overview of Crowley: Fergus Roderick MacLeod (c. 1661 – 1723) was a human, who after death (near the age of 63) became Crowley: a powerful demon who was the King of the Crossroads and the King of Hell, following Lucifer’s second re-imprisonment in his Cage. Although he initially served with Lilith as her right-hand man, he went rogue in Season 5 after her death and Lucifer‘s release, aiding…

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I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMG

Happy Goretober Day 9: Fungi

out of order is better than nothing right? ha.

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Prompt list here: X

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Godstiel but he was crazy horny and obsessed with Dean. Going around preaching the good word of Dean and reading from the Winchester Gospel (supernatural books). He’d put Dean Winchester on all the stained glass windows and replace Jesus on the Crucifix with Dean on the Rack.

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"They're gooood," Kerwin whined. "And no, no one died."

He shoved his face in Chiayo's shoulder, trying not to cry as the needle whittled into his skin. He only peeked out when he heard a familiar tune. It took him a moment, but he was finally able to think of the musical score's name.

"Did you put on Lion King?" he murmured, playing with Chiayo's fingers. His eyes zeroed in on the colorful animation on screen.

You can rely on me *CLOSED RP*

Reply for @kerwinthefrog - Chaiyo x Kerwin

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Chaiyo had never had a tattoo before so he wasn't aware of how bad it was, he knew that the spot his friend was getting done wasn't as bad as he was acting so he teased him a bit "Oh come on,l it's just your arm..you act like he's tattooing your neck or something" he hadn't known Kerwin long, he wasn't used to foreigners and because his English wasn't the best he often avoided them in terms of friendship but it was nice getting to know him, he had developed a small crush on his friend and this is how he got talked into holding his hand while he got tattooed. Usually, Chaiyo would have said no because he was usually too busy for something like this but getting to hold his hand and comfort him. This motivated him to say yes without hesitation.

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Kerwin smiled around the jalapeno chip Chiayo shoved in his mouth. He struggled for a hot second, attempting to chew and swallow. He rubbed his thumb idly over Chiayo's knuckles before stopping under the assumption he wouldn't like it.

"It's a surprise," he teased finally, having swallowed. "But it is very important."

There was a beat of silence as the artist began the tattoo. But it wasn't uncomfortable silence. Rather, it was the warm silence of two people who don't need to speak to understand each other.

"Thank you," he mumbled shyly, eating another chip from Chiayo's hand.

You can rely on me *CLOSED RP*

Reply for @kerwinthefrog - Chaiyo x Kerwin

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Chaiyo had never had a tattoo before so he wasn't aware of how bad it was, he knew that the spot his friend was getting done wasn't as bad as he was acting so he teased him a bit "Oh come on,l it's just your arm..you act like he's tattooing your neck or something" he hadn't known Kerwin long, he wasn't used to foreigners and because his English wasn't the best he often avoided them in terms of friendship but it was nice getting to know him, he had developed a small crush on his friend and this is how he got talked into holding his hand while he got tattooed. Usually, Chaiyo would have said no because he was usually too busy for something like this but getting to hold his hand and comfort him. This motivated him to say yes without hesitation.

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HALLOWMEME

send one in for a Halloween starter! 

“ What are you going to be for Halloween? “ 

“ Suggesting going into a graveyard in the middle of the night is exactly how countless horror movies start. “

“ I am not going to remake no ‘children of the corn’ shit with you. Go into that corn maze on your own. “

“ Look at how big that pumpkin is! “ 

“ Lets go on a hay ride! “ 

“ Do we really have to dress up in matching outfits? “ 

“ Yes we have to dress up in matching outfits! “ 

“ Dunking for apples is a basic part of the Halloween party experience. You gotta do it. “ 

“ Run like Jason is chasing you!!! “ 

“ What do you mean I’m too old for trick - or - treating? “ 

“ Stop eating all the candy! “ 

“ Don’t go to that house, they give out raisins. “ 

“ Who gives out dental floss on Halloween? “ 

“ I’m freezing my balls off out here! “ 

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version ... “ 

“ Damn I make this costume look good! “ 

“ ... That’s some pretty realistic makeup ... are you sure you’re not hurt? “ 

“ Let’s stay in and watch scary movies instead “ 

“ I remember the haunted house being a lot more scary than this. “ 

“ I don’t really like scary things ... can we just do the fun cute things for Halloween instead? “ 

“ Oh god there’s another clown... “ 

“ We should go trick - or - treating in Colorado ... I bet they hand out weed! “ 

“ Put that Ouija Board down right now or so help me! “ 

“ Trying to talk to spirits is about the last thing on my list of fun things to do tonight. “

“ If you wake up haunted its not my fault. “ 

“ That’s not funny! You scared me half to death! “ 

“  The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward. “

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deep : my octopus got shot by a clown

a-train : why?

deep : because my octopus kept poking him with a  tentacle and saying 'whatcha gonna do about it, clown?'

deep : it happened on a bus

homelander : deep, color the dolphin

deep : did i mention the clown was my cousin?

homelander : color. the. pretty. dolphin

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"It hurtssss," Kerwin whined. He couldn't handle flu shots, let alone a tattoo. But this was important to him.

He wouldn't tell Chiayo what he was getting.

You can rely on me *CLOSED RP*

Reply for @kerwinthefrog - Chaiyo x Kerwin

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Chaiyo had never had a tattoo before so he wasn't aware of how bad it was, he knew that the spot his friend was getting done wasn't as bad as he was acting so he teased him a bit "Oh come on,l it's just your arm..you act like he's tattooing your neck or something" he hadn't known Kerwin long, he wasn't used to foreigners and because his English wasn't the best he often avoided them in terms of friendship but it was nice getting to know him, he had developed a small crush on his friend and this is how he got talked into holding his hand while he got tattooed. Usually, Chaiyo would have said no because he was usually too busy for something like this but getting to hold his hand and comfort him. This motivated him to say yes without hesitation.

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"Don't worry, I'll hold your hand!" - From Chaiyo

Kerwin glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. He was sat down in the tattoo parlor, practically shaking.

"Um, yeah. Yeah, th-thanks," he stammered, grabbing Chaiyo's hand. His pale pink eyes watered as he stared up at the ceiling.

Kerwin yelped and squeezed Chaiyo's hand harder as the needle hit his arm.

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Domestic Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for domestic and day-to-day moments between couples. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I'm so glad you're home early!"

"Do you have any idea how much I missed watching you get dressed in the morning?"

"I didn't know you could cook!"

"Are you working while we're in bed together?"

"Do you have the day off tomorrow?"

"Have you any idea how much I've missed you?"

"My pyjamas suit you!"

"Why did you marry me?"

"Why don't you come home anymore?"

"Do you remember the first time we met?"

"I guess I love you too."

"I don't know what you're up to, but whatever it is, you have my loving support."

"Is that a grey hair?"

"We forgive each other, then?"

"I adore you with that slightly dishevelled look."

"I love you, even though I sometimes wonder why."

"Don't worry, I'll hold your hand!"

"I have felt alone all my life, except with you."

"Aren't you forgetting a little something?"

"Do you know what I'd like? Really like?"

"Will you hold me? Just for a moment."

"Do you have to work tonight? I don't."

"You look handsome today!"

"Why don't you have a glass of champagne?"

"Tell me I'm pretty."

"I have no secrets from you. You know that."

"Maybe you can take me home when this is over? Just like old times?"

"Something tells me you're not a flowers kind of guy."

"You're such a romantic!"

"So, how come you're being so sweet this morning?"

"You used to be a very good dancer."

"Can we just enjoy each other's company for a little while?"

"Don't worry, I'm still utterly devoted to you."

"You do whatever you need to do and I'll understand."

"Don't you like this suit?"

"You're the most wonderful man in the whole wonderful world!"

"Smile for the camera!"

"Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?"

"I don't care about some tedious work thing - I just want to spend Friday night with you!"

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Me: Once Upon a Time season 1 is so cozy and comforting :)

ouat s1: government corruption, a woman almost having to give her baby away against her will, a mine collapsing with a child inside, a girl locked in a mental hospital, arson, homeless children needing to steal to survive, said homeless children almost getting separated in the foster care system, infidelity, drugging and kidnapping, attempted muder, actual murder, a murder trial that has nothing to do with the real actual murder, a man slowly and painfully turning into wood, etc.