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hey this week is monumentally awful so you should reblog and tell me in ur tags if ur pets like being picked up or not for me
#Frosty (german shepherd) would probably hate it but it's not like I've ever tried#and Momo (husky/lab mix) has been occasionally lifted for bathing purposes and gets very confused and concerned#if you're in a chair and scoop him up to stop him from falling out of the chair or something he's fine
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unfortunately for everyone else, i have always found myself hilarious
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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obsessed with the mutant version of a meowclops just being a normal cat.
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
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random oc + random word exercise I've been doing
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so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.
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