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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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CRICKET ON MY BOOB???

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when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

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dude idk I’m starting to think I might be able to use magic for good and like harness the power of friendship :/ is that normal?

YOURE SICK

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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hospitals are a scam because they dont even give your blood back after taking it to do tests. like come on

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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🐎🐎🐎

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