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marionette

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only now am I realizing that he "felt like batman or halo" because the cybertruck reminded him of a stupid sci-fi tank-car

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i have to put my bedsheets and pillowcases back on everyone send me your energy

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i need little gayass gloves so badly

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

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Did y'all see the patch notes for Toys

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Can you restore the ‘Hazbin Hotel’ Wikipedia page ‘That’s Entertainment (Hazbin Hotel)’ on Wikipedia? The same person keeps blanking it.

Sure thing, buddy... IF you bring me the 🍵 Cup and the 🥄 Sceptre once held by the 🧝🏻 White Elf of the 🌲 Far Forests. Otherwise, I don't think I can help you...

[HINT: It's said that the 👹 Red Ogres rescued many artefacts from the 🏙️ Elf Towers when they fell to ruin.]

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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seirously pissed off that to get better at drawing i have to draw

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Real

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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"You can’t separate us, not unless we’re willing to do so."

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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow