kepler-22b

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just found out that there is a sudanfunds website! like gazafunds, it is a compilation of funds for people facing genocide

[kepler-22b]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

[kepler-22b]

Okay, listen. I’m normally a reasonable guy… Listen, okay? You look at me, people trust me Okay, I’m not that kind of person but– You wanna see what ordinary hands can do to something fragile?

[kepler-22b]

whatever two consenting adults do in their own privacy is none of my business ✋️😌 unless theyre freaks having scary sex 😰

[kepler-22b]

due to panopticon budget cuts everyone is advised to regulate their actions under threat of their own scrutiny. this is forever btw

[kepler-22b]

bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

[kepler-22b]

My stepdad pissing me off whatever I hope he explodes

[kepler-22b]

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

[kepler-22b]

new weed strain called 'i don't want talk about it'

[kepler-22b]

bad dialogue will have you saying 'now why the hell would he say that' good dialogue will have you saying 'now why the hell would he say that'

[kepler-22b]

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

[kepler-22b]

[kepler-22b]

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

[kepler-22b]

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

[kepler-22b]

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

[kepler-22b]

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

[kepler-22b]

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree