kenyauslander

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[kenyauslander]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

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in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

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nobody talks about how exhausting it is to be the person who always has to adapt

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fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

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Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

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>"this land was uninhabitable desert before we came and fixed it!"

>look at the land

>inhabitants

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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

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