kenyauslander
your friendly local home-grown bisexual
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kenya (20)|she/they|18+-ish blog| down with the clown
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kenyauslander · 1 hour ago
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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”
dreams to reality
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kenyauslander · 1 hour ago
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tumblr glitched out somehow but idc because this is way better than the original poll
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kenyauslander · 8 hours ago
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kenyauslander · 8 hours ago
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i heard he died of wanting snacks
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kenyauslander · 9 hours ago
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dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler
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kenyauslander · 10 hours ago
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Send a ♥ to my inbox if your muse has a crush on mine
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kenyauslander · 10 hours ago
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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking
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kenyauslander · 10 hours ago
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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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kenyauslander · 10 hours ago
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kenyauslander · 10 hours ago
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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kenyauslander · 10 hours ago
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Spectrum of overwhelm, now in triangle form due to popular demand
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kenyauslander · 14 hours ago
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Beyond Time - Submitted by SeesawSiya
#316096 #92c76d #d8de7a #f9fdda
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kenyauslander · 15 hours ago
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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores
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kenyauslander · 1 day ago
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You cant just put beef in the lasagna that’s what the Irish family does
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kenyauslander · 1 day ago
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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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kenyauslander · 1 day ago
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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken
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country goth
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