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Learn about the four styles of qipao!

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love when a bunch of new people join a 20+ year old fandom and are like "erm nobodys talking about [issue thats been beaten to death every 6 months for the last two decades]" yeah yeah the issue we all know the issue. think of something new and innovative to say.

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Summary

Gregory and Christophe have retired from their mercenary past, now living a casual domestic life out in South Park, Colorado. Their days are normal, with regular jobs and hobbies. However, when Stan and Kyle ask for Gregory's help to watch their dog for the weekend, Gregory sees this as an opportunity to rid Christophe of his phobia and convince him they should get their own dog. Little does Gregory know, he's not quite as prepared for a dog as he thinks he is.

Read Chapter 2 now on ao3!

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it is Cookie Clicker's 12TH BIRTHDAY today and as has become tradition i am BAKING COOKIES

this year's theme is unpreparedness. i did Not find the vanilla extract. as a result i've decided to simmer in milk a vanilla bean we had lying around instead (i'm at Opti's house for this. his kitchen is substantially more established) (the other option was infusing the vanilla in vodka for months and i simply do not have that kind of time)

smells so Flippin good

anyway! baking:

some previous years for chocolate chips i tried faffing around with popping bars in a blender which turned out awful and gunky. this time (we're doing classic dark/milk/white) i am simply chopping them with a little knife for lovely results. what was i thinking honestly

i want you

continuing with our unpreparedness theme the kitchen scale was nowhere to be found so i am entirely eyeballing the 30g each lump of dough is supposed to be. not that a little unevenness matters but inequality no matter how small is how man tears at the throat of man

test batch! these turned out thinner and less photogenic than previous years; i was worried the milk may have upset the ingredient balance but i think i just need to chill the dough longer so that's staying in the fridge overnight and i'll be pumping out giant plates of (hopefully nicer-looking) cookies tomorrow. on the plus side these cooled down really fast and also they were delicious. the vanilla milk gambit really worked out i'm very pleased

these guys helped:

thank you for playing Cookie Clicker these 12 years! here's to another 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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'Oh wow, I wonder who gave me all these notes?'

The faithful mutual:

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Should i kill myself

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fuck it sure

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Uni’s about to throw the strongest punch! :3

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i love your art so much!! the colors and details you put in are so good...!! i think you use artstudio right? do you mind sharing what brushes you use? :)

Sure thing! I'm a one brush works for all type and here's the brush that I always use:

Sometimes after a piece is done I'll sprinkle some of the original Artstudio brushes here and there to add details and make it more interesting.

And more importantly! Here's the Artstudio functions I really love.

I apply these to almost every piece of my art. They're the reasons why I chose to work on this app and I recommend you to explore more of Artstudio's potentials should you choose it too~!

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Best image

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Giving tree: so what do you think of my outfit

Child looking up at giving tree: ummm it's giving tree

Giving tree: well yeah

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we all have that one mutual who's always complaining about writing their thesis