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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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Customers: *leave heavy items on bottom*

Me: are the items on this order?

Customers: yeah? So?

Me: oh okay, did you want me to scan them before or after I'm done scanning the stuff on the belt?

Husband of customer: *blocks me from scanning* no we do not

Me: oh.. okay. Did you want to scan them instead?

Customer: we aren't going to steal anything. Quit acting like we are

Me: ????

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Customers keep accusing me of accusing them of stealing. It could be an ID check or our shitty scos saying something's a misscan when it's not.

IDGAF what you do. I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just trying to earn a living. I'm just trying to be polite and scan the items for you so you don't have to move them or scan them yourself.

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Reblog to let the person you reblogged it from know that you choo choo choose them this Valentine's day❤️

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My first date was at a laundromat. It was awkward. It was fun. I miss it. I miss simple outings

Library date?? Coffee shop date?? Museum date?? Art gallery date?? Stargazing date?? Napping date?? Picnic date?? Yes!

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Nothing like the horror of waking up to see that NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AUTO PLAYED ON PARAMOUNT+ AFTER YOU WATCHED ANCHORMAN AND YOUR MOM IS HORRIFIED BECAUSE RANDY'S DING DONG IS FLOPPING AROUND ON SCREEN SOMEONE END MY SUFFERING WTFFFFFF

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Big fan of fictional men from NJ who kind of suck.

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Shout out to my front end team leader for the twix

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Nothing even happened and I'm sitting here crying. GDI I just want to be okay

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♛❅★ The Addams Family ★❅♛ (1964 - 1966)

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992, dir. Chris Columbus

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I love additions to my post but God dammit @kennys-parka-jacket I love your additions 😂😂

The Tumblr SP fandom is just the absolute best. I met some of the best people through this fandom.

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Alright,, everyone's been asking for them so here's my take on Pip and Damien.

I like to think Damien puts on the red paint/blood to make himself look alot tougher, Pip knows he's actually all bark

(Damiens not short btw,, Pips just fucking tall as shit)

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A splendid holiday for all, surely!

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Satan and his edgy little brat