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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Literally every expression Ethan has ever made has made me want to punch him in the face.

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Something stupid. whatever fucking YA novels are popular with you Canadian nerds. You are a nerd.

SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED!

#original smut do not steal #that's you

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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evidence I look fantastic at literally any angle

#selfie #(((LOOK AT THIS GOOD DRAWING)))

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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You are the most boring kind of person. Tell a better story. At least say you accidentally give in the smut fan fiction you probably write in dumb note book all damn day.

SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED!

#(((SHES NEVER ASKED KENDALL ANYTHING SO KENDALL HAS NO IDEA WHAT ALI'S JOURNAL IS FOR AND THE FACT THAT THIS IS HER THEORY IS HILARIOUS TOM #E #ALSO ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KENDALL IS ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE TO JUST GIVE HER ANSWERS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT)))

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Heh. Heheh. Do tell.

SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED!

#((t h a n k s))

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Can not believe my extremely smooth talking have not worked.

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Heh. Hehheh. Of course I not. I speak from experience.

Hey there, babe, you look fantastic. You know where would be making you look even better? If you were under me.

#I am becoming better with the English picking up lines

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Hey there, babe, you look fantastic. You know where would be making you look even better? If you were under me.

#heh #heheh

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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I am saying you're hot, moron.

She is not wrong about the mindless flesh slabs. Rodney is simply lucky that he is a particularly attractive slab of meat. ……….to some.

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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She is not wrong about the mindless flesh slabs. Rodney is simply lucky that he is a particularly attractive slab of meat. ..........to some.

#((((??????? TO SOME?????? YOURE DATING HIM. )))))

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Yes and you are absolutely adorable when you are so angry.

Is funny when someone who is tied up at least once a week still attempts to be acting tough. Cute, even.

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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You are going to cry, shitbaby? Waaa. Waaaaaa.

Is funny when someone who is tied up at least once a week still attempts to be acting tough. Cute, even.

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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Calm down there Aberway, am not sure if I can handle such levels of manliness.

Is funny when someone who is tied up at least once a week still attempts to be acting tough. Cute, even.

#I am being the sarcastic #that is the joke #it is funny because you are actually acting like a shitbaby

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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I sure have. Up. Close. And. Personal. Heheh. You sure are cute when you're mad.

Is funny when someone who is tied up at least once a week still attempts to be acting tough. Cute, even.

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Is funny when someone who is tied up at least once a week still attempts to be acting tough. Cute, even.

#heh #hehhehheheheh #heh heh heheh

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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I’m hot.

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kendevil-obersatan-blog · 9 years ago

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I'm hot.

#selfie #what else is fucking new though

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