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[kelsohq]

plazadeaubreyy‌:     

Of course not. Men are useless. At least they’re nice to look out. That’s not too horrible. Good! I’ve been in the Solarium soaking up the sun, sitting in the pool, and giving the solarium bar all my money. What about you?

At least we win that way, right? That’s good! I spent a lot of time poolside but I did try the sushi making class and ate all the sushi to my heart’s content. I also checked out the dance classes because it’s been a while since I’ve been at a studio. I’m kinda missing home now, and my cat, but it’s only a couple more days.

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ohtvcit‌:     

That’s the best example you could ever give to us messy people. - Do you unpack your bags when you go on trips, or are you one of those people that just leaves everything in their suitcases and pull things out when you need them? Because i’m 100% the latter and feel no shame. Okay. And what was the other end of this compromise? You showed up wearing clothes and? What do you get out of it? It’s only a compromise if you’re getting something out of it. Fuck no! This time Leo wasted no time jumping on that door and starting to paddle for land. He’s a survivor. That man wasn’t dying again. 

The other end of the compromise was that the clothes can come off in the room but to be fair though, I’ve been exploring so I haven’t really been back to the suite until night time and dead tired. It’s been fun, though. That’s exactly what I want to hear, though. Rose was too selfish the first time. What have you been up to on the cruise??

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chrishmswrths‌: 

….I hate you both so much. I’m throwing myself overboard to drown out you ever telling me that. Just know that if I ever settle down with anyone again, I’m gonna get you both back in the worst ways possible.

Love you xoxo. Whoever you settle down with, I hope they’re normal.

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chrishmswrths‌:     

Please don’t go naked. Why’d everyone have trouble packing? I just threw some shorts and shirts in a suitcase I was sorted. What more do you need?

Don’t worry! Your brother and I compromised. I wear clothes but they’re off in our room. I mean, it works out because I didn’t have to pack PJs or anything. You’re welcome.

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ohtvcit‌:     

Oh I definitely can’t. I’ve had my fair share of times when i’ve said I wish I had a hair band or something completely random and one of my female coworkers or friends pulls it right out of their purses or suitcase. It’s wild. I appreciate you guys so much, so please don’t ever stop over packing and thinking things. If your boyfriend is cool, then he’d let you go wild. Uh, yeah. I haven’t been on a cruise before, so i’m pretty eager to see what it’s all about. Since I was little i’ve loved being on the water or being near it, so i’m pretty excited to just hang out on a boat and watch the water. Maybe i’ll spot a huge iceberg we’re about to crash into and save us all. Who knows. 

We’re like Mary Poppins, our bags are messes and full of everything you could ever need! We had to compromise so I showed up wearing clothes. I’ve been on one! The Disney cruise with fellow Disney cast mates. .... Don’t jinx it, Aaron. But question: Did Rose have room on the door?

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plazadeaubreyy‌:     

But we leave tomorrow! Liam should pack for you. I should’ve had Chris pack for me. I just threw shit in my suitcase. Did I pack summer cruise outfits or winter clothes? We’ll find out! Everyday will be an adventure. I’m all for this. We can do anything they can do and we’ll do it better.

I managed and he wasn’t any help. But I have clothing, I guess. Pairs of shorts and tank tops. I’ve been having fun, though! What have you been up to so far on the trip?

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wtfdobreva‌:

I boarded the boat hungover (thanks Joe) and now I’m sure I’ll be leaving the boat on the 15th hungover. Anyone else peep that bar list? I’ve given myself the ‘take the bar down’ challenge. It’s one I just made up. The object is to go to every bar on the boat. I will probably die but it’ll be worth it. I’m also excited about the surfing simulator and laying poolside while having my little tropical drinks. What’s everyone else looking forward to? Who wants to bar hop with me at some point?

If you manage to get to ever bar on the ship, make sure you document the whole thing, Nina. I don’t think I could ever do back to back to back drinking. Make sure you keep hydrated, though! And poolside? That sounds more fun. Especially if our boyfriends are at the pool but you know. The little things.

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ohtvcit‌:   

I don’t want to say it’s a girl thing, but I feel like that struggle is more common in girls. I just grabbed my suitcase, filled it with a few articles of everything I would need, and then packed my backpack with everything else that I would need on this trip- which isn’t much. Just the necessities. I say if you look at something when packing and you think “I might need that.” then don’t pack it. You can probably buy it on the boat or when we hit land if you end up needing it, and most likely, you won’t. Yep. Definitely come naked. If you’re going to be late, might as well make an entrance no one will forget. 

It’s probably a girl thing but you can’t say we’re not prepared for the worst if anything? I think I just never know what to wear. I have no shame, as one shouldn’t. I don’t know how my boyfriend will feel about it, but it’s fine. Are you ready for the trip? What are you looking forward to the most?

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plazadeaubreyy‌: 

I hate packing and found the whole ordeal of packing shit difficult. If you board the ship in your swimsuit I’ll do the same. We can spend the rest of the week naked. Fuck it. I’m never packing for anything every again. Whatever I’m wearing is just what I’ll live in the entire trip.

I haven’t even finished packing. I may go ask Liam if he’s done and see if he could pack for me. It’d be interesting to see what he picks out- if he picks clothes at all. I say let’s do it, Aubrey. I don’t care, if guys can go shirtless, we can too. 

[kelsohq]

I know we’re not on this cruise ship long, but am I the only one who had difficulty packing their shit? At this point I feel like I should just board the ship tomorrow in just a swimsuit and go about my day. Or naked. 

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tposeyx‌:   

You’re a closer number two, Kelli. No of course it’s not Avan! I mean he’s cool and all but you’re number two, Dylan’s my number one always. Maia and KJ are up there somewhere and then at the very bottom, it’s Avan. He knows it too. You deserve all the credit. But can we do this thing? I want matching tats with my number two.

Number two? So I’m the shit, then. That’s what you’re telling me?

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rpattinsonhq‌:

I want to go back to simpler times. To the moment when I wanted to be a rapper with the moniker ‘Big Tub’. Together with my friend, we’re ‘the Big Tub & the Tabbycats’, good times. Or that time I grabbed Taylor Lautner’s dick on Ellen, also good times. Heads up for fellow dog lovers: do not walk two Great Danes who don’t like cats. The two monsters literally took off and before I knew it, I’m on the ground, on the ground guys, holding two leashes, and the two sweet fuckers are pulling me like a sledge. I was a fucking sledge for over 100 yards. I lost all my three chest hairs, and I’m salty about it. Honestly, I’m not that salty because this was my grand romantic comedy movie scene, and the Batman cast director should’ve seen it. If they don’t want me after that, what’s the point? They don’t know what’s good. Miley, what’s good? She should know. I’m Robert, and this is one of those things where you had to be there to think it’s funny… or be me to think it’s funny. Tell me a bit about yourself and lie about how funny I am. I know most of you are actors, you can pull it off. @tftmstarters

Big Tub, huh? That actually sounds pretty cool. I would’ve listened to you just as much as I listened to Harry Styles’ album in full, front to back, for a week straight. But everything you just said sounds thrilling and exciting and I wish I was just that fun? Or I mean, if that’s what you call simpler times, I can’t even imagine what non-simpler times are. Congratulations on Batman, though! I think you’d make a really good one. People just need to forget about being a sparkly vampire is all. 

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tposeyx‌:    

You’re my favorite for supporting this addiction. I support you in getting fifty more. Oh, that’s a great idea! I’m going to steal it so people think you’re copying me. Stop spilling my secrets. I have a normal amount of appreciation for balls, damn it. Ok, yes! Let’s do this thing.

Aren’t I always your fave, Ty? I’m offended that I’m not number one. Is it Avan who’s replaced me? He’s lame. You’re welcome for the idea and I put it out into the universe so it’s all my idea and I’m taking credit for it. 

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My daily MOOD @wydhems

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wydhems‌:   

i know, right? i whisk you off to a foreign country and plan to sing karaoke with you? best boyfriend, am i right? bali won’t want us to leave. we’ll be their next new popstars. that’s our life now, babe. we’re bali popstars. i think for the sake of not letting the suite spend all that time on it’s own we should spend a whole day in there. preferably in bed. you’re the best! i booked us a table to have dinner with chris tonight. i haven’t seen him in a while so it’s going to be nice to catch up.

I’m swooning, Liam. You’re the best boyfriend! I kinda don’t want to leave Bali so, can we just stay here forever? Our suite thanks us for staying in bed almost all day yesterday and I guess we had to go see your brother even if I wanted to continue staying in bed. It was good to see him and dinner was fantastic. How many more days are we stuck with the oldest Hemsworth? 

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vlkrythompson‌:   

There’s no better feeling than sitting by the pool after a hard days work with a big glass of wine. It’s 2019 and I’m all about treating myself this year. Sometimes you work too hard and forget to take care of yourself but I’m trying to be better at that. The keyword there is trying. How does everyone else treat themselves after a hard day? Bubble baths are also a go-to for me and looking at pictures of goats.

I’m right there with you, girlfriend. I’ve been in Bali the last couple of days and aside from eating all the food and spending time with my boyfriend, poolside wiht a glass of wine? Absolutely perfect. Self-care! Mainly good food I know I shouldn’t have is my go-to... and shopping. You don’t want to know how many pairs of shoes I currently own.