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LBJ Returning to CLE?! Top 10 Reasons I'm Fine with It

10. The value of my LeBron James keepsakes (ie: retro gold 23 jersey, Witness shirt) has increased by a massive percentage. Someone tried to buy the retro jersey off me for $40 in 2003, so who knows what that's worth more than a decade later. #futuremillionaire

9. City-wide celebrations like the one at Around the Corner tonight. 23-cent beers from 7p-9p for those donning CLE gear.

8. The frenzied hope Clevelanders are feeling right now will probably lead to countless decisions, some good and some bad. I've applied to probably 20 jobs TODAY because I know everyone is in an awesome mood.

7. His first-person essay in Sports Illustrated was eloquent, emotional and memorable. Hooray for print not being dead! (although news technically broke online) I *will* be buying a copy.

6. His attitude seems much more mature in general. That line in the middle of his essay: "I’m not having a press conference or a party. After this, it’s time to get to work." -- RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS, LBJ :')

5. The fact that Miami will suck. Those fans are just the WORST, amirite? They barely showed up when The Heat was good, who knows what will happen to attendance if they can't pull together a good team!

4. A championship is in our near future. Maybe not 2014, but Cleveland is SO ready.

3. Clevelanders are speculating that local charities will thrive with donations contributed by James and his followers. Hooray for non-profits!

2. The Cleveland brand will be more than just the home of the Rock Hall (which is easily my favorite museum ever). I can't wait for the rest of the world to find out how awesome we are! This greatly increases the chances of folks flocking to CLE to live/work/play, which leads me to my final point...

1. Cleveland's economy is going to shoot through the roof. Studies show that cities with winning sports teams are higher in population, which leads to more money to spread around (due to Cleveland's DMA ranking increasing and media buys flowing in faster than the Cuyahoga. Advertising FTW). With LBJ back on the team alongside Thompson, Varejao and Irving, the Cavs (and, therefore, Cleveland) may actually have a fighting chance.

... but if Cedar Point renames The Magnum, Millennium or any other classic coaster after him, I will LOSE IT. 

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Final Verdict: Miley Cyrus & the VMAs

She's pretty brilliant, you guys.

*drops microphone and walks away*

I'm not a fan or anything, but EVERYONE is talking about her! I can dig those PR skills. This is gonna pay off for Miley in a HUGE way.

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Movie Alphabet

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It's okay, I'll just continue playing this kickass playlist on repeat and avoiding responsibilities until whenever.

http://grooveshark.com/playlist/My+Boyfriend+Is+Out+Of+Town/88460110

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It's a real problem that the closest Beyonce show in the Mrs. Carter Show is seven hours away from where I live.

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Essentially, this post is going to be allll about how I get my hair red and keep it red. My hair currently looks like this:

My hair’s been red for about the last two years, and with a LOT of trial and error, I have been able to figure it out the perfect little method to upkeep this crazy...

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An Invitation on Facebook Appears!

Oh, no. Oh, no. It's here.

The 5-year high school reunion.

Not that I'm *not* looking forward to hanging with people I haven't seen in a bajillion years, because I totally am. It's going to be super getting awesomely crunk all together on the islands and reminiscing about a past life and comparing current lives. I'm told that this is the most fun HS reunion of all to attend.

...except that I'm completely embarrassed about my weight gain over the past 5-8 years and I'm about to go all Romy & Michelle on this sitch.

I mean, LOOKATTHIS. I would wear this stuff in public and I'd be psyched about it. I was so much cooler then -__-

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...make that a double feature.

Also, this poster kind of feels like it's coming full-circle from se7en, no?

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Who wants to go to the movies with me?

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other girls-put on smoky eye makeup: *look like sexpot*

me-puts on smoky eye makeup: hello raccoons i am family.

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hahahahaha like the sesame street martians.

"yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep"

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this is crazy.

The living are only a species of the dead

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love you, bos.

I was so shocked about the Boston Marathon tragedy today. So saddened.

There's something that makes me feel better, though: Boston is tough. Tougher than Cleveland. And like Cleveland, they love just as hard. Hoping for a full recovery for one of my favorite places, and hoping the runners, spectators, families and friends affected find peace.

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This video is absolutely terrifying. Most ‘real’ and up close one I have seen,

http://www.boston.com/video/viral_page/?%2Fservices%2Fplayer%2Fbcpid1367773107001&bckey=AQ~~%2CAAAAAA6piHY~%2CDqRT40XOAr9OWST-YiEQyzUCo3g3L-Af&bctid=2303076923001

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Explosions Reported at Boston Marathon

Our thoughts and prayers go out to those in Boston.

Here are some resources we’ve gathered so far.

Looking for a runner? Use this form.

If you’re trying to call someone in Boston, phone lines are jammed. SMS, Twitter, and Facebook might work better. [Lifehacker]

Live news updates on The Verge

Reconnect with loved ones in Boston on Red Cross Safe and Well

Donate blood at the Boston American Red Cross

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i'm just going to include this GIF in all my posts from now on..

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