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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
#Air fryer and instant pot are tied here#For practicality#But also I'm a bit of a coffee snob so like...#The coffee pot and espresso machine and milk frother#And I have my eyes on an electric milk frother that also steams milk so it can do hot and cold froth and steam unfrothed milk
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
#I do miss bonus features#If I may be a little conspiratorial... Bonus features often showed the creativity innovation dedication and hard work of bts crew#Yknow the people they don't want to pay
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Like or rb if trans girls r pretty, and dysphoria is mean to them
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TIL there is a word for sperm heist and I am retroactively upset it is not in Harrow the Ninth.
(the word is spurgling - sperm + burgling)
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I made you Adam and Eve...Galatea. Barbie. Frankenstein's monster with long yellow hair.
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you can only reblog this today
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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
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#66#yeah i was sheltered#there's a few that i actually might have seen but im just really unsure#and its not enough to get me over 75 so still sheltered#theres a few that i didnt click because ive seen them but not till i was an adult#and didnt have to deal with the controlling parents
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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works
it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about
#bless windirstat its so helpful in sorting out your files and letting you see how big your files are#my problem is usually some video game or another thats just really big
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Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met
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Hmm.
Was not prepared for HOW sad and lonely Ariana grande looks as glinda in no one mourns the wicked.
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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.
In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.
But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.
"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?
"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.
Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?
It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.
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