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new trope: only one umbrella

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two mimir

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the tortured poets department

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Minor TSATS spoilers

Nico now has a facial scar… with each passing day this boy becomes more and more like Keith Kogane

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solangelo but make it adventure time (hazel's here too)

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[me, flirting] so do you think we consume poetry or poetry consumes us?

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“If I had to choose between being with Annabeth and… well, anything, that was no choice at all.”

@denkit0ri love thisss

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"king of queens" could have been a great name for a sitcom where a regular straight guy finds himself in a social circle somehow made up entirely of drag queens, and he's just like "eh that's life, ya know?" and each episode he's called on to solve some crisis like help them play straight when they're invited to their dad's superbowl party or whatever, and he's coaching them through it explaining the rules of football in the backroom of a drag bar sitting on a little stool by an illuminated mirror surrounded by queens in full face furiously taking notes

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in hindsight, a lot of romantic couples from children's and ya books wouldn't make it in the long run. many wouldn't get married or even date all through high school.

but the one couple i will never doubt is percy and annabeth. i don't care what anyone else says, they are together forever, and no one can change my mind.

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“If I had to choose between being with Annabeth and… well, anything, that was no choice at all.”

@denkit0ri love thisss

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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

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wolfstar core is them having problems and things they definitely should talk abt but they get so turned on when they’re arguing that they just go and fuck and THEN they’ll talk abt it

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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hearing jack manifold cheated on niki from his newly ex girlfriend who is talking about having her heart broken is the opposite of surprising remember when he blamed 15 yr old girls for sexism.

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literally goalssss i love this ship

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The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table

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doing good