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your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
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soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
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turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass
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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
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refreshing my own blog to see if i posted anything new
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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Affini vines are made to restrain dumb little flowers like me
You agree. You reblog.
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i wish i was built like imaizumi kagerou from touhou project
soft... fluffy... devilishly tall...
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Official Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak concept art: Palamute.
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San Francisco Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis tetrataenia), family Colubridae, northern California, USA
ENDANGERED.
Photograph by Bonnerscar
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req'd by @am8zing
i'm sure it'll be fineeeee
text: Baby will need to make a Constitution save...
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