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tres horny boys + the world’s greatest detective!
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frogs are a subspecies of duck
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be the bitch they think you are
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What is Neokosmos?
[This comic features the moon]
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Who is Carey Fangbattle?
[These lizards fell in love with a burning jerk]
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Who are the Mcelroy Brothers?
[These mayors wanted kinky depression]
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What is a rose?
[This flower wants to be known as ‘the queen of aesthetics’]
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Who is the March Hare?
[This rabbit wants to be known as ‘the bane of nature’]
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What is Spongebob The Musical?
[This musical was criticized for submurging confusing fun]
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Who is Joseph Christiansen?
[This husband’s dream is to send death threats to the antichrist]
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reblog to help him commit more crimes
ignore if you want to see him imprisoned
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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
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53) N I C E
Let’s start a chain till we get to 69
1) nice
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What’s your group chat called
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