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I haven’t seen the episode yet and I’m going on vacation so…. See y’all in a week 👀

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The Vampire Chronicles Insane Lore Iceberg

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The thing I like about Lestat is that he genuinely believes on some level that because Louis cast a spell on his dick Louis holds all the cards in their relationship and he's just sad little baby being doing his best in the face of cruelty and neglect. He can't deny him anything! He has no power and thus no responsibility for his words or actions. Meanwhile, and crucially, Louis also believes Lestat cast a spell on his dick but he's too embarrassed to admit it except by way of metaphor and so mostly he's just like "a cruel tyrant who doesn't have the heart or soul to appreciate buttons controls the waking nightmare that is my unlife with manipulative cruelty, killer dress sense, and outrageously good hair. basically My Own Personal Jesus."

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thinking about louis holding onto lestat when lestat takes him flying at the end of queen of the damned…..the way lestat describes louis’ silent look of awe at the stars and the sky and the clouds and how it must have been freezing for him but he didn’t mind the cold and then they fall asleep together in the grass,,,,,wow i’m so normal i’m so regular about them

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I also work evenings, weekends, and holidays!

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I also work evenings, weekends, and holidays!

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rashid: are you absolutely sure you want to hustle pulitzer prize winning author daniel molloy who also happens to be struggling with a progressive illness onto an international flight in the middle of a pandemic just so you can give him the call-your-best-friend-at-2-in-the-morning-to-vomit-your-heart-out-about-your-ex treatment 2.0

louis, with the impervious air of french royalty witholding bread in the late 1700s: if he dies, rashid, he dies

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Lestat’s got another rough lesson for Claudia at the family incinerator

Might as well fuck her up the rest of the way. 

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Me, when I see a dangerous, arrogant, murderous vampire who just wants to be loved:

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Louis and Lestat: *being gay*

Claudia:

*whispers* oh my god they were real nice to each other. 🙀

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sam reid kins lestat sure but eric bogosian spends literally every single interview talking about how much he wants to play a vampire and if that's not being possessed by the spirit of daniel molloy idk what is

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I'm so fucking glad for Claudia's diaries rn

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some of my favorite quotes from this interview with jacob anderson

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"Keepin you safe, lil waif" vs "You must be most ferocious, hmm?"

Vampire Dad parenting styles but yeah its that meme

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episode 1 you will always be famous

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unreal

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