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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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My cat He'e, aka the devil

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favorite bug?? ?

Once in high school I went to a Bruce Springsteen concert and it was a hot summer evening so the bugs were out in force and this one tenacious cicada flew right into Bruce’s face and bounced off onto the floor in front of him and he bent down to pick it up and held it out in front of the crowd and he said “all right, okay, I don’t want to cast aspersions on your local wildlife here, but North Carolina, can somebody please tell me—what the FUCK is this space-alien-lookin thing?” and a reporter took a picture and that was the image they used in the paper the next day: Bruce Springsteen looking perplexed while holding a concussed cicada

so yeah that’s my favorite bug, it was that specific cicada

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Jurassic Park- my favorite Transgender Anti-Capitalist media.

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It's dan da dan day!!

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yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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its the perfect post everything asked is answered

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alligator gliding through the crystal-clear waters of the Everglades.

📷 Shelly Collins

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one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it

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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

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Matsumoto Hoji

Matsumoto Hoji’s characterful frog.

Ito Jakuchu (1716–1800)

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Who else thinks sex is lowkey intimate