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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

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sometimes rpf is literally just the most logical conclusion

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the worst thing to ever happen to the yt ao3 tag is the amount of dreamcunts in it

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i better see tyson ritter whining and begging for it by sunday

people have GOT to start writing all-american rejects fanfiction

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people have GOT to start writing all-american rejects fanfiction

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this is so faggy frank i love you

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rpf.com/careers

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not to fujo out or whatever but in 2016 there was a phanfic with this name (with the tm being normal sized) and it was the first fanfiction to ever make me cry and it's been completely wiped from the internet. i can't find it anywhere.

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fall out boy rpf is always morally correct because there's nothing you can make up that's more insane than what they've already said about each other in real life

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the golden pig

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lowkey i wish dan and phil started the sims series in the sims 3 simply because the open world would have made things so much funnier. they follow dil to work and witness someone dying in the street

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the rpf dan and phil fans were literally the least delusional ones + then it happened again with boygenius + it has also definitely happened with more people than we even know about. KEEP SPECULATING

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happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

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dan and phil as sim interactions 💕 (insp)

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there hasnt been an all-american rejects focused rpf fic in over ELEVEN YEARS

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saw (2004, james wan) // terrible influence: the tour (2025, dan and phil)