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😳😳😳😳😳

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Probably the best gag of the season.

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Am I paying $40,000 to go to school? maybe, but at least I don’t have to deal with shitty middle schoolers and the constant B.O. smell that perpetuates any middle school hallway. He’s very right.

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

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all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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This is exactly what would happen

Plus the fact no one could feasibly understand each other because english wasn’t really a thing back then

big brain

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This is, in essence, my mental process thinking about calculus before and after I took the class

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

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Drink that and you become god. Do not tempt fate.

Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.

(Source: 1•2•3)

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I love this

“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed

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Sakurai, when he’s trying to add more songs into Smash Ultimate: Megolovania is a bop, but if that’s here, then so should be sans....

toby fox: haha i made this neat song called “megalovania” for my earthbound romhack! it sounds pretty good!

toby fox, two years later: hmm i need a song for this homestuck flash animation… well, megalovania’s a bop, let’s just reuse it!

toby fox, five years later: hmm, i need a song for the genocide route when the player fights sans….. okay, i’m finished with this neat song called “song that plays when you fight sans”! it sounds pretty good!

toby fox:

toby fox: but not as good as megalovania

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Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space, but ALIENS named after gemstones???

After a while you probably just tune her out but out of fucking NOWHERE, a giant PORTAL opens in the middle of the room and a PINK LION jumps through and the weird girl like, jumps up and is like ‘LION!! WHAT’S WRONG??” and the fucking lion just looks at her and like, motions to the portal??? (it seems SENTIENT??) and the girl is like “RIGHT” and fucking just pulls a HUGE ASS PINK SWORD FROM HER BAG?? (HAS SHE ALWAYS HAD THAT WTF?!?!) and just straight up JUMPS on the PINK LION’S BACK and just YEETS herself through the portal?? Isn’t that fucked up or what??

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