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Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.
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Apparently I never uploaded these quotes from my one of my favorite sections in Dagger: On Butch Women (1994)
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gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other
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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them
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since im now moots w THE ant i must. draw our hermeses (its midnight but idc)
@hymnoeides ur so cool hajkakakakskdh
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objectified but in a left on a shelf to gather dust kinda way
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i used to be super cautious and low-key scared and embarrassed to talk about my plurality but I've gotten more relaxed about it, especially with other systems that follow and talk about their experiences too. i want my account to be a good space for those who are plural.
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All soups are good soups! And I only have 11 slots so I apologise in advance if your favourite isn’t here.
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reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!
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More stock photos/reference pics. Click to see full thing because I accidentally deleted this before posting and now I’m lazy
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my dark longsword, Fujosbane, can turn any M/M pairing into a lesbian t4t one with but a single swing
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