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all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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When you’re in class but you keep zoning out…

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Gen Z culture is trying not to laugh at a dirty joke in front of your parents and having them interrogate you when you do laugh

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the first captain america movie is a bisexual nightmare bc who do i look at ?? chris evans?? hayley atwell?? sebastian stan?? they’re all so pretty

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taylor louderman's vocal range in World Burn is really hot

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Georgie would have NEVER approched Pennywise if JJ Bittenbinder had taught in Derry.

Street smarts, sewer clown! You gonna starve now!

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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

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S T R E E T S M A R T S

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mutual: u blonde blue eyed fake ass canadian bitch.. me, none of thos things: dam… they talking about me? :/

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this is thanos’s skinny cousin thinos

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anyways I saw a billboard yesterday for some car product that said “don’t bust your knuckles, bust your nuts” and I almost combusted 

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PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND JUST STAY HOME

If you go to Carleton University, please just stay home tomorrow!!!

This has been circulating around in Instagram and I wanted to share it here to signal boost this as much as possible. It’s better to be safe.

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until we yeet again…

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Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends 

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you 

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

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The only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself