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I emotionally nut every time I see this
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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
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Dead ass scary. Society taught men to behave like this. We need to do something.
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Birth certificates are really just baby receipts
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in my car at 4 am in nothing but my underwear, eating an entire bag of cherries i stole from walmart
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The media tells me that millennials are narcissistic, entitled, and rude. Working in customer service has taught me that is mostly everyone.
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In 2015, Cards Against Humanity launched ‘Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah’, where 150k people signed up to receive eight mystery gifts. The company mostly sent everyone socks, but on Day 6, they gave a week’s paid vacation to every worker at their print factory in China, many of whom had never experienced such a thing, to remind Americans of unfair working conditions in other countries. Source Source 2
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In Jurassic Park the goat came up to feed the T-Rex from underground. There had to have been a massive underground tunnel system everyone could have escaped through.
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Disney once considered building a park dedicated entirely to villains called Dark Kingdom, which would have featured Maleficent’s castle as its iconic centerpiece. Source
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