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On the difficult days, when the world’s on your shoulders, remember that diamonds are made under the weight of mountains.

Beau Taplin, “Diamonds”

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Omg. I died.

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secretly logs in--

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Breasts. Hearts. They’re v nice. He approves.

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The perfect present is always food.

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“ Ja’far told me not to talk to dead people. ”

“ Hey don’t go stealing other’s people job just because they are dead! “

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Character development time! Give me some interesting questions about my character and I will answer.

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I can’t reply to posts anymore but Masrur is willing to take one for the team and make Sharrkan’s life miserable.

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     “ Rest in pieces. ”

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Burton Film Sentence Pack

“________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”

“________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”

“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”

“An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”

“Are you so certain of everything?”

“Begone, ye demons from Hell!”

“But I don’t even know your name.”

“Do you think me wicked?”

“Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”

“Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”

“Fetch my musket!”

“For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”

“Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”

“Give it more juice!”

“Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”

“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”

“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”

“He didn’t wake up.”

“Hold me.”

“How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”

“How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”

“I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”

“I can’t remember what fun is for.”

“I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”

“I have every confidence in you.”

“I know you are, but what am I?”

“I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”

“I meant to do that.”

“I remember… the Alamo.”

“I stand up for sense and justice.”

“I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”

“If you are wise, you will leave this place.”

“I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”

“I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”

“I WANT a SQUIRREL!”

“If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”

“I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”

“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”

“It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”

“Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”

“Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”

“Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”

“Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”

“Look out, Mister Potato Head!”

“Marvelous things will happen.”

“Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”

“May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

“Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”

“Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 

“MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”

“Nobody likes scientists.”

“Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”

“Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”

“Pardon my enthusiasm.”

“People think it’s haunted.”

“Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”

“Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”

“Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”

“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”

“These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”

“They all deserve to die.”

“They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”

“There’s an eye in my soup.”

“Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”

“Wait. I made a promise.”

“What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”

“What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”

“Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”

“Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”

“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”

“We can build a death ray!”

“With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”

“You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”

“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”

“You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”

“You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”

“You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”

“You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”

“You must never move the body!”

“You, sir/madam, are an ass!”

You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”

“You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”

“Your whole nose has gone purple!”

“You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”

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This is my coconut! by Tambako The Jaguar Via Flickr: I really like this cute shot of a lion cub holding this coconut with his claws and licking it!

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What kind of costume could you see my character wearing for Halloween?

Bonus: What kind of costumes could you see our characters wearing together?

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–[ if halloween was a thing in Sindria Masrur would probably like throw a sheet over his head and go trick or treating with a group of little kids and like he fully expects candy when they stop by Ja’far’s office (bc Ja’far always gives out the best candy) like he’s not too old what are you talking about he worked really hard on his costume :cccccc

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He raises you one big ass sword.

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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King Ron, Masai Mara, Kenya by #wildographer Jonas Stenqvist