kateinvogue

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EVERYTHING BELOW THIS IS ARCHIVED MATERIAL.

THIS BLOG & CHARACTER ARE UNAFFILIATED.

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You’ve basically made a sales pitch for why fall is my favorite season, Reagan. I’d add in NYC fashion week and the September Issue, of course, to top it all off. While I won’t deny that it’s extra enjoyable when you’ve got someone special to spend it with, I will throw in the suggestion of going with a friend instead. Unlike a Bumble-beau they can’t let you down!

It’s almost fall, and like the stereotypical female I am, my list of fall date ideas on Pinterest is growing exponentially. I wanna go pick apples! And pumpkins! And get lost in a corn maze! Sunflowers! And drink cider with scarves on! It’s kind of a lot. Don’t even get me started on the NYC only activities I can think of. I can do these by myself, but I’d much rather hold someone’s hand, and since I’ve now found myself single during what I consider the most cozy and romantic season on earth, you can now catch me on Bumble. It reminded me of bees, and it seemed a little better than Tinder, at the time. Hopefully less horror stories! If you see my smiling face on a dating app near you, please swipe right to boost my ego. So far, it’s just been a lot of ‘hey’s. 

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TEXTS 📲 KUNTER 🤠

HUNTER: You're already talking to one of your contacts, so you might as well finish the sentence, Kate.

HUNTER: Okay? You've been my plus one, like, twice already? Two different events, too. With people to see us. I call that a win.

KATE: Am I? Imagine that.

KATE: I'm in need of a photographer to snap a few pictures for a bit I'm working on. I'd have to view your portfolio, of course.

[...]

KATE: Just because I've never seen so much weight given to a plus one doesn't mean I can't concede. It's a win then.

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No need to be gentle, Nicola. We all know that Lizzo puts any of those self help seminars to shame. What I’d like to know is what you’ll be sporting. Please tell me it’s your best Cuz I Love You look? 

Lana didn’t have to cover Break Up With Your Boyfriend I’m Bored, but she did.  She did that for me and my birthday, and that’s why she tops my list of Pop Queens (who I wouldn’t take life advice from).  Speaking of life advice I’ll be at a self help seminar this weekend!  JK Spencer is taking me to see Lizzo, but that’s close enough right?  Isn’t a Lizzo concert just  a radical act of self care?

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TEXTS 📲 KELLIE 😕

ELLIE: It's fine.

ELLIE: I mean, it's not a big deal or anything. Just would've been nice for more of a heads up?

ELLIE: But go on. You can talk to me about it.

KATE: No, it is a big deal- even if it's something casual. I should have realized that and talked to you.

KATE: I've royally screwed up in a similar way. You'd think I'd have learned by now.

KATE: I've gone out on a couple of dates with Scout too. I should have done this sooner, playing the field or whatever it's called. I think I would have made a better partner because of it.

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TEXTS 📲 KELLIE 😕

ELLIE: Soooooooo. My ex is texting me about my best friend?

ELLIE: Interesting!

[....]

KATE: Right.

KATE: This was a stupid idea. I shouldn't have texted you.

KATE: I'm sorry.

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‘Stranger Things’ Star Natalia Dyer Shares She’s ‘Protective’ Of The Younger Cast.

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TEXTS 📲WINE NOT 🍷

KATE [to group]: This month's pick is Serendipity suggested by our very own Mae Diaz followed up by a short by our up & coming director, Ari Abrams. Food & drinks will be served at 6:30PM this Friday at my place. Showtime is at 7:00PM.

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bag details @ kate spade new york resort 2020

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TEXT 📲 SCAT(E)

SCOUT: i better play my cards right, I dont wanna mess with that 2% chance I blew it

SCOUT: we’re in the process of rebranding

SCOUT: I suggested Destiny’s Child Support but it got veto’d SO FAST

[...]

SCOUT: that bein said we got a dive bar gig on Wednesday that id love to have u there for

[it's that time isn't real thing]

KATE: In this case I'd confidently say luck is on your side, Scout.

KATE: Now, I can see some real potential there! But maybe it's for the better. I'd hate to risk the wrath of Beyonce and the Beyhive.

KATE: Where at? I'd hate to leave you without front row support.

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Texts //Kate&Jessi

Jessi: That´s my girl.

Jessi: You know I love a good bra, and given any other circumstances I wouldn´t say no.

Jessi: But I´d never break theatre etiquette. ;)

KATE: My ticket is secured, flowers are ordered.

KATE: This is one dare I'm going to ace.

[...]

KATE: A girl after my own heart, I swear.

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TEXTS 📲 KELLIE 😕

ELLIE: Oh, please do!

[...]

ELLIE: Wow. Hunter as in... Hunter? My best friend who won't admit she's my best friend but she is actually my best friend... That Hunter?

[...]

ELLIE: Seems a little bit more than just casual.

KATE: Last I checked there was only one Hunter in this very small group of ours. So that would be a yes?

[...]

KATE: Please, she won't even admit that our last two outings have been dates! She's insisted I'm her plus one and that's it. I can't imagine anything more casual than that.

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TEXT 📲 SCAT(E)

[the next day]

SCOUT: what are the chances we can have a repeat of last night again real soon?

KATE: I'd say about a 98% chance, especially after that delicious meal.

KATE: I'd like to attend one of your shows again too. I don't even know if the current band name is the same!

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TEXT 📲 SCAT(E)

SCOUT: ya? i wont argue with you there

[...]

SCOUT: i say I hope ur hungry bc im making dinner

KATE: Good.

[...]

KATE: I'd tell you that you have excellent timing. I was just looking for something to eat. Be there in 20.

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TEXT 📲 SCAT(E)

SCOUT: the long answer is: i've been up to my tits in reshoots all week

SCOUT: the short answer is: im a dumass

[...]

SCOUT: got any plans tonight?

KATE: Sounds like you deserve a reward after all that hard work.

[...]

KATE: None unless they include being at your place within the next hour. What do you say?

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TEXT 📲 SCAT(E)

SCOUT: [sends a picture of her cats cuddling]

SCOUT: this should be us rn tbh

KATE: Consider me wooed.

KATE: So why haven't you invited me over yet?

KATE: You're really dropping the ball here. 😏

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Send Ellie a text about the last person you had sex with

DONE

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