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The internet should go back to its original, purest, satanical form: funny cat videos and terrible web design.
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"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.
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Contract: Lurbruk
It would seem the orc-bard had some issues taking no for an answer. In every aspect of life. Rosalind was contracted to take him out, but he wouldn't stop pestering the inn-keeper! She had to fake paying for a room so the inn-keeper would leave briefly and thereby leaving Lurbruk alone.
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Name: Rosalind
Race: Breton
Faction: Dark Brotherhood
This is my new Skyrim character I will be playing on! Rosalind uses stealth and daggers to complete contracts with precision without ever being seen or heard before it’s too late. She is picky with contracts though; seeing herself as the embodiment of justice for those, she considers unworthy of life.
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A lot of people on here have replies turned off… Do people not enjoy replies on their posts or? Am confusion
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I can't believe that it's 2023 and there's still people who think Sauron was a bad guy 😔
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If someone told my 10 year old self that I would be simping for The Dark Lord Sauron™ in the year 2022 I would have rioted against the entire monarchy
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Me, getting a message: Yay! I wonder what it could be!
This motherfucker:
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Ads using AI generated stock should be illegal. If you can’t be assed to take a picture of your product how the f does the consumer know its even real?
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“He’s a war criminal” “He’s my pathetic little meow-meow” “He’s skilled in seduction” “He will tear you apart” “He’s a fallen angel” “He can still redeem himself” “He shows no emotion” “He has too many feelings” Have you considered that, in fact, he is Sauron from Tolkien’s legendarium
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Yet another day being sad Sauron didnt turn back into Mairon
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I want to dabble in creative writing, but I’m scared the words on paper don’t end up reflecting the world in my head.
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I haven’t played Baldurs Gate, but from what I’ve gathered online you’re at a camp with a horny vampire, a fire girl, a bear, and some dude who’s a little bit of a loser.
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I’m so PISSED at the canon for being canon when it doesn’t match the canon that I want it to be.
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