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Sakamoto days is so funny to me because it's simultaneously an anime based on comedy but also has some of the most awesome and jaw dropping fight scenes ever. Like. Here's a chubby round man with three adopted children who is also the most legendary best hitman ever. He becomes buff when he fights and becomes round again after. He is retired but not really because there's now a bounty on his head and people keep trying to kill him. He owns a convenience store with his name on it with his wife and daughter. He's strong enough to catch a bullet with chopsticks but folds when his beautiful wife threatens divorce. His adopted children include a psychic son, an ex mafia daughter, and an expert sniper himbo with a bird. He just wants to live out a peaceful life but keeps getting dragged into bullshit. He is the most Guy™ ever.
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if I had a nickel every time there was an anime about a light-haired dude who kills (or used to kill) people for a living
with his black haired "wife" who's just as scary as him
and their purehearted daughter who deserves nothing but the best in the world:
and the show's about the adults trying to maintain their life of violence out of necessity while also trying to raise their new found family:
i would have 15 cents. watch all of these guys.
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watching the anime and re-realizing that he's very wife coded
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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?
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Started from the bottom

Now we're here
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How did he get 4 unconscious bodies from Belobog to Boulder Town? Granted, two of them have convenient handles but still
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I wish to make this tweet relevant again because it’s needed apparently

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ladrien is cool in its fuckedupness because it's so comfortably distant. they're both in their fake personas, they know the other is in their fake persona, and they're entirely willing to and enthusiastic about keeping up the charade. every interaction feels scripted and they both love this about it. there's never any danger in it because they're never required to be vulnerable whatsoever. they never have to be honest, they never have to be genuine, and they never expect the other to be genuine, and there's probably some twisted sort of comfort in knowing that the other person is never expecting you to take off their mask. that you can just lie and keep lying and it's fine
marichat is cool in its fuckedupness because it's so uncomfortably close. they both know each other so well but are unable to admit why, so they're just overly-friendly and don't have boundaries where they arguably should. there is no pretense to be civil or respectable so marichat comes with the grossest jokes and awkwardest silences and flippant displays of bad behavior. chat has no idea what proper boundaries should look like when someone isn't Using A Mask, and marinette is in no position to draw her foot in the sand* because being authoritative is for ladybug!!! so they're violating each others boundaries and making each other uncomfortable CONSTANTLY!!!
and like the others idk.
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sometimes baby is a 37 year old korean man that plays a crazy drug addict in squid game




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