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so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

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more cishet people should crossdress. builds a vibrant ecosystem

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something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.

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The Home of Phobia, a haunted house inhabited by evil spirits who can take the form of a person's worst fears. The spirits do have one weakness: they're warded off by the sight of two guys or two girls kissing.

*distant sounds of nonbinary crying as the enby couple smooches harder and harder to try to keep the spirits away*

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when i say “i’m writing,” what i really mean is “i’m typing while my brain is doing 800 other things at once”

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The Shape of Ideas

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Monk: “Okay, [host NPC], now that you’re done shooting me for entering my own safehouse-”

NPC, crossbow in hand: “I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BANDIT I’M SORRY”

Monk: “Can we please go to bed now? We’re beat.”

NPC: “ Um. Well, there’re a few… visitors… in the back for you.”

Sorcerer: “what.”

Monk: “what.”

Paladin: “Fucking what.”

NPC: “It’s probably best you just… find out yourself.”

Monk: “No, wait a minute, who -”

Paladin: “You know what? Fine.” [ooc] I walk into the back room and enter the hidden section of the building.

DM: Upon falling through the trick floor onto the mattress provided for your landing, you look to your bed.

Paladin: …and?

DM: There are eight giant rats and a giant spider.

Paladin: “YOU GUYS AGAIN?!?!”

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DM: “You could just run away and abandon him”

Barbarian: “I’m not going to abandon [Paladin]!”

DM: “You’re strangers - you’ve known him for like two days!”

Barbarian: “We’re brothers in arms you wouldn’t understand!”

Paladin: “We’ve bonded over our general apathy and dead parents”

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"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

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A fantasy dragon realizes it can acquire more gold and treasures by operating the realm's first Dragon owned bank from its lair. Its been extraordinarily effective as adventurers trust a dragon to guard their riches over traditional banks.

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"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

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Angsty Question Prompts #4

Some angsty dialogue prompts for your next story!

"When did we stop trying?"

"Hold me, please?"

"Can we get through this?"

"Why did all have to end?"

"Are you going to be okay?"

"Will this change things between us?"

"Have you ever loved someone before?"

"When will it finally stop?"

"Can you even imagine the pain I felt?"

"Why did it have to be me?"

"How can you act like nothing happened?"

"When will I see you again?"

"Why don’t you just leave me alone?"

"Can you look me in the eyes and tell me?"

"When did we lose ourselves?"

"Did you ever think about telling me the truth?"

"Was she worth all of this?"

"And now what?"

"How can we change what already happened?"

"Why can’t we just stay here forever?"

More: Angsty Masterpost

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“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

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My town got nuked and they still made us go to school, and when we tried to leave, they just fucking shot us.

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BOOBS ARE BACK

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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

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Someone passed me a note in my math class and when I opened it it was a drawing of a hare. The hare looked at me and said, “The mountains have roots. They want the sky back.” And then the ink seeped through the paper until I was holding a completely black and soaked note.