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I can & I WILL 😈
She is absolutely adorable tho lol
Kept waving at her shadow 😭 + her little waddleeeeeeee omfg
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How the hell is my baby fever more severe when I’m on birth control…
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Excited to finally put these to use (within the next 2yrs hopefully) lol
Been building on this pretty expensive list of baby names since Sophomore yr of high school, & these are the “feel em out”s
Not gonna have more than 2 so there’s no need for more than two options of each 🤷🏻♀️
To give hints/ideas of what I like in names & how I (+ Aven) chose these 4:
🩷 - I love first names like Octavia & Diana, but unfortunately someone I went to school w/ named her Daughter Octavia + my cousins name is Diana 👎🏻 I also love Rose for a middle name, but that’s too generic atp 😪 so instead we just picked variants of our middle names lol bc at least those aren’t
🩵 - I always wanted to name a son Dean (like James Dean), but it doesn’t sound very good w/ Modine so instead we just picked names we thought kinda fit that theme 😝 & for the middle names we picked, we like Greek (yknow the types I’m talkin abt) & southern so think mythos/celestial + Orville Peck lmao
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This is the WORST time for that stupid 🍊 fuck to become president 😔
In 4yrs I’ll be 25, turning 26…these next 4 were supposed to be foundational 😪
WE HAD PLANS FOR IF HARRIS WON!! GORGEOUS, FRUITFUL PLANS!!!! 😡
(He says “low key” as if he isn’t the one that’s always saying he hopes to be a girl dad, & picking out girl names + clothes/nursery themes lol)
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Omg these two were my GO-TOS in High School 🥴
Completely forgot abt them lol
The mascara smelt like chocolate, but ppl would compliment me on how natural & pretty my eyelashes looked all the time so it was worth the tear line irritation ☺️
Also, imo, the eyebrow stuff was WAY too easy to go too dark…but that could’ve just been my lack of ability to do my eyebrows well, idk 💀
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Anywho…here’s some fun lil out of context conversations me & Aven have had within the last month 😔
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My mom JUST now found out abt Trumps tariff + tax plans, & is significantly less excited abt his presidency LMAOOOOOOO
Like girl, YOU’RE the one who voted for him bc “abortion is murder & WE the taxpayers shouldn’t be supporting Ukraine”
She blatantly refused to look into anything election related & just listened to what she wanted to hear (which wasn’t a lot) 💀
My brothers are so brainwashed & stupid, they think the tariffs are a good thing & think that means that “as long as Trump only put tariffs on imports from China, then everything else will be significantly cheaper!!! 🤠”
Dude, I hate to tell you…that’s not how that works 😭 even my mom was saying “idk abt that”
Then it got to the tax plans and she made sure to cut that REAL short bc my brother (who is 16 & mentally disabled btw) said that the LARGE increase in taxes would be fine bc, again, of his stupid tariff idea (that it would “balance things out”…which ISNT A GOOD PLAN??)
Then mom got stressed LMAO
So he tried to change the subject to “well…what plans of his DO you like?”
So that’s when she said the apparent obvious of us “wasting our tax payer money on Ukraine”, which is funny bc now we’re gonna be wasting them on tariffs…& just being poor…yay
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Sooooooooooo…I was unfortunately VERY correct to be worried bc ofc y’all couldn’t just let a fucking woman of color run America—Of COURSE not
I’m ready to be back w/ my husband & not here w/ my bs ass family that act like all Trumps policies aren’t going to directly & SEVERELY effect ALL of them 🫠
Been anxious af abt the election lately 😀
Aven isn’t as worried bc “no normal person would vote for Tr🍊mp”…
But that’s what worries meeeee 😭 bc there’s SO many stupid as FUCK ppl that have no clue what his bs ass ��policies” actually are & just go “woman president bad” 🙄
Or all the dumbass ppl that had a CHOICE to vote but refuse to bc it’s “sooo hardddd to chooseeeeee 🥴” like get the fuck UP, stop being so lazy, & PICK ONE
If they spent even half the amnt of time on social media posting selfies & pictures of their kids in the tub researching the candidates policies, they’d have a fucking answer
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Anywho, on a lighter note…
Ready for my husband to be back 😭
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Been anxious af abt the election lately 😀
Aven isn’t as worried bc “no normal person would vote for Tr🍊mp”…
But that’s what worries meeeee 😭 bc there’s SO many stupid as FUCK ppl that have no clue what his bs ass “policies” actually are & just go “woman president bad” 🙄
Or all the dumbass ppl that had a CHOICE to vote but refuse to bc it’s “sooo hardddd to chooseeeeee 🥴” like get the fuck UP, stop being so lazy, & PICK ONE
If they spent even half the amnt of time on social media posting selfies & pictures of their kids in the tub researching the candidates policies, they’d have a fucking answer
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Thinkin abt getting my eyebrow repierced… 😗
If I CAN, tho, then I wanna get my bridge done instead 😌
Otherwise I’ll just get both eyebrows pierced since I’m pretty sure the scaring on my right one isn’t bad enough (+ well healed) that I wouldn’t be able to 🤷🏻♀️
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FINALLY GOT BACK ON BIRTH CONTROL!!!!
Thank fucking GOD 😭
Now it just needs to work a lil faster so I don’t wanna kms 😛
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Brooooooo 💀 this one bitch that that’s dating a dude who’s friends w/ some ppl that I’ve had problems w/ (& have indirectly had interactions w/, aswell) is so fucking crazy bc wtf are you TALKING abt
Like dude…that person just didn’t know LMAOOOOOO
Maybe chill out & not assume everyone is out to get you 🤨
I understand why you’re w/ that guy now…you’re all fucking mental omg 😭
Update: she later stated, “Bro I meant to put my last story on my close friends I did NOT mean to put that person on full blast”…………🧍🏻♀️maybe take it down then since you still have it up
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Minecraft session number 1 trillion lol kept getting timed out bc of shitty Wi-Fi 😔😡
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Part 2 😏
There’s some extra stragglers buuuuut I might just leave em out so I don’t have to go digging again 😅
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Gonna spam convos me & Aven have had within the past month that I think are funny hehe 😈
This one’s theme is Aven being a nerd, ofc, so it is a standalone 😃
ALSOOO ☝🏻 (since you don’t have prior context) he said “So you” in the 6th one as a reference to me saying,
“So just”
“My dad”
Meaning that it was also how my dad acts (bc the character he’s referring to is a “dad”…doing those things to his “kids”) lol
Just wanted to clarify before anyone tries saying I’m that way or some shit 😭
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