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Shanah tovah u'metukah! (I apologize if I said it wrong, I'm a goyim but I'm trying!)
You said it perfectly!! Happy New Year :D
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Shanah Tovah! Happy new year to those who celebrate :D
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I'm eating some ice cream right now, but after I'm done, I'll show you all my cool penis glasses. Just hang on a second.
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well, no,
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cpurpled eats glue sticks cboomer chugs liquid glue and channah looks on in horror as she rethinks how her life has led her to these two chucklefucks
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pov you were messing around and decided to see if mcc team colors would look good as a flag
it’s gay super bowl hours so why not
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some lovely things about soft tummies: - good for nuzzling - good for kissing - good for tickling - good for biting - good for gripping - good pillows for others to lay their heads - automatic soft place for cats to curl up on - they cute
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just saw some people fighting about exotic pets and one of them used the acronym “nd” to mean “non-domesticated” and i think us neurodivergent bitches should steal that for ourselves
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Women in France are fighting to wear the hijab while women in Iran are fighting to not wear the hijab
This is not a fight about Islam this is not a fight about religion this is a fight about women not having the right to do whatever they want with their bodies and being killed and persecuted for it
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I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre
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10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…
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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ���handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
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