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sebastian uses the whisper app

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please watch this video of Tay Zonday streaming Team Fortress 2 for the first time. just watch the first 45 seconds then skip to literally anywhere else beyond that point in the video

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headcanon that kazuha is naturally popular with girls because he’s quiet and mysterious but also collected and cool, just has that calm look in his eye. it’s really alluring and though he never finds the interest to reciprocate, he does give his fair shy wave and small smile to the liyue city girls who hide behind their handheld fans and blush, giggling

headcanon also that xiao is Not popular with girls. he’s dark and mysterious but also a disaster; making random eye contact with him is the polar opposite of what it’s like with kazuha, with xiao’s resting glare and crossed arms, the naturally closed off and somewhat scary aura he provides

if you mix the two together you get xiao and kazuha walking together in liyue with girls fawning over kazuha then yelping in surprise when their eyes fall on xiao, xiao grumbling under his breath and walking faster ahead so kazuha has to jog to catch up and tug on his sleeve like “well if you growl like that and stomp away then they’ll REALLY hate you”, or in diluc’s bar when a girl takes a seat at the barstool next to kazuha and starts flirting with him, xiao sits there awkwardly and stares like 👁👁 over kazuha’s shoulder

tldr; kazuha has scary dog privileges

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that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

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Original comic by @coolfrogdude​

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when he licks his lips seductively

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play the ZENO remake

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brothers in arms

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Foot rub

(via)

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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

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笑って小さなお友達

I want my little friend to laugh.

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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today