karpie-diem
Gender? I Hardly Know Her!
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What up I’m Morgan, 28, and I never fuckin learned how to cope
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karpie-diem · 10 hours ago
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karpie-diem · 11 hours ago
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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karpie-diem · 11 hours ago
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karpie-diem · 13 hours ago
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Like clockwork
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karpie-diem · 14 hours ago
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karpie-diem · 14 hours ago
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karpie-diem · 14 hours ago
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One fallacy, I think, of anti piracy arguments is that a lot of them seem to assume that if I'm unable to pirate something I'm going to pay for it instead rather than going "oh! that's a terrible shame" and then quickly forgetting about it
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karpie-diem · 14 hours ago
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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
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karpie-diem · 14 hours ago
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Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep
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karpie-diem · 15 hours ago
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karpie-diem · 18 hours ago
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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karpie-diem · 18 hours ago
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ah shit I think he fell in
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karpie-diem · 18 hours ago
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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karpie-diem · 18 hours ago
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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
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karpie-diem · 18 hours ago
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Wait it's fucking November as in, then it's December and then it's 2025, November
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karpie-diem · 19 hours ago
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So many of the critters that take up residence in human homes are simply species that are cave-adapted. Spiders. Crickets. Millipedes. Isopods. Bats. Your house is a cave to them and they think you are also a cave-adapted organism.
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karpie-diem · 19 hours ago
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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