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discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

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osha compliant blowjob

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

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girls who look like boys my beloved

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Question, how do you spell Hannukkah?

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My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

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Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

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happy annoy squidward day

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‘blorbo’ doesn’t have to mean ‘character i objectively think is the most well written and fascinating narrative agent ever’. it doesn’t even necessarily have to mean ‘favorite character’. they *can* all be the same person of course but to me ‘blorbo’ conveys the sense of a fun little trinket you carry around with you for moral support. it may or may not serve a functional purpose but you like looking at it. you play with it or put it in a jar or chew on it occasionally

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Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov