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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

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Nemesis wrapped:

You evaded 26 assassination attempts from 3 different people! Congrats!

You discovered 7 new heinous plans!

Your favorite plan was "throw them in the scorpion hole"

Your top scheming month was March

You succeeded in killing your archnemesis 0 times!

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i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

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he spoke in bad posts but his heart was true

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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Wishing my followers a logical Christmas and an evidence-based New Year

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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