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Jim, texting Bones: Spock is stressed and driving all of us crazy please come to the bridge and say something deliberately stupid

Bones: on my way

five minutes later

Bones, striding on to the bridge: wow that nebula sure looks like cotton candy! Yessiree I bet it’d taste delicious

Spock, instantly turning around like he’s controlled by springs: Doctor, as you well know—

Entire bridge: sighs in relief

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just realized I've legally been dirk strider for almost six years now. that's fucked up

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Found this shoved in a weird container in my closet. I think my dad got me the anime loot crate for my bday when I was like 13 so ofc I didn’t know who this beautiful man was.

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Guess who got the HWFWM book 12 presale….3 more months.

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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

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tbh one of the best things ive ever made

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The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

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i could NOT work with a Vulcan. it would end in a fist fight even though i have no chance of winning. “there’s no need to react emotionally” girl i am going to kill you with my teeth. i understand why Bones is Like That. i would be too.

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GIGGLING

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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If yall can’t tell I haven’t been able to write like at all LMAO. But I have been very tempted to do readings like audio fics. It’s very common when looking at Star Trek fics and I think it would be fun.

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LOOK AT THIS WTFFJDJGNNSX

Annual Spirk brain rot happening

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I’ve come from my long sleep to say Jake peralta from Brooklyn 99 is Jason asano

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Bones biscuits and leashes is kinda funny tbh

trying to start beef with this dog

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murderbotmurderbotmurderbot(and amena)

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At first, I thought you were a constellation

I made a map of your stars, then I had a revelation

You're as beautiful as endless

You're the universe I'm helpless in

Redraw of this photo!

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benrey should look like this more