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Long time no see

How's everyone doing? Are the OG kaylors still on here? Has there been a turn of the tide or are the stans still shoveling the idea of whomever-his-face-is being the muse of reputation, down their throats? Is it high time I come back to this bit of my life? 😂

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I don’t even know what to say right now. The White Men & Women™️ of America just screwed the world over.

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To the 5% of people in Arizona who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 11 electoral votes that would have gone to her.

To the 3% of people in Florida who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 29 electoral votes that would have gone to her.

To the 5.5% of people in Michigan who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 16 electoral votes that would have gone to her.

To the 5% of people in New Hampshire who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 4 electoral votes that would have gone to her.

To the 3.3% of people in Pennsylvania who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 20 electoral votes that would have gone to her.

To the 5.7% of people in Wisconsin who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 10 electoral votes that would have gone to her.

Total, that is 90 electoral votes. As I type this, Hillary needs 61 to win.

Please just let that sink in for a second. 

Hillary would’ve been elected right now, at this very moment, if instead of you protesting your vote, had just voted for her. She would  EASILY be President. 

You KNEW 3rd party candidates didn’t stand a chance. You were told. But instead, you had to vote for them anyways, and guess what?

You screwed us over. Congratulations.

I hope that feeding your “both candidates are bad” superiority complex is worth a Trump presidency. 

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I'm new to kaylor and the joshlie parts. Something about Oscar? What is that about?

Oscar Health is one of Josh’s start-ups based in NYC that scams people into buying their “amazing, new-age, tech influenced” healthcare programs/insurance. I go more in depth about why it sucks in this old post: Oscar Health’s Harmful Effect

It’s also one of Josh’s stuff that Karlie promotes the most. Like she did again yesterday/today (?) But I wasn’t too surprised honestly, after hanging around the Flatiron area again and that restaurant near it. Plus, it’s another round of sign-ups for them after the dismal 2016 they’ve been having new member-wise. Take a gander at this Bloomberg article from August (x).

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A mutual told me you sent Karlie a birthday package! If its okay can I know what you sent and how? Fellow Kaylor Filo fan here po!

Hi! Kumusta po kayo? Madali lang, actually! Sinend ko via DHL to the IMG offices & the package included: (1) a cloth drawstring bag with cupcakes on it, (2) a letter with pictures of the Kaylor dogs, (3) this flash drive

and (4) my resume. (bc yes, I still believe I can do a better job than Team Klossy & SBProjs in handling KK’s stunts/activities without making her look like an ass or wasting any good opportunities she already has. Deadass YT channel, I’m looking at you & overall better management of her SM accounts jfc)

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Karlie’s comment on Toni’s Instagram

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I'm glad swiftgron broke up, Karlie is so much better than Dianna. Like A LOT.

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Little Big Town Reveals Taylor Swift as ‘Better Man’ Songwriter

GRAMMY-winning group Little Big Town held a special press conference live from Nashville’s famed Ryman Auditorium Tuesday morning (Nov. 1).

During the event, which was broadcast live on the group’s Facebook page, LBT’s Karen Fairchild, Kimberly Schlapman, Jimi Westbrook, and Phillip Sweet spoke about some very exciting things, including their upcoming album and current single. During a Q&A with media, the group revealed that superstar Taylor Swift wrote “Better Man.”

“She sent us this song and it was one that was very special to her,” Fairchild explained.

Sweet said the song “just felt right.”

“Better Man” is the lead single from the award-winning quartet’s forthcoming album. The song is available for purchase HERE. (x)

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Hi Taylor! Taylor is amazing. She is very talented and very kind and she’s able to just be so thoughtful about other people. She’s really talented but she’s really hardworking and has a brother that’s really sweet and she travels a lot. She lives in Nashville, and LA, and New York and she almost moved to London and I said, ‘Nope. Not happening’. She now lives in New York and she’s really good at decorating her own house. Her house is really pretty. And now she’s really talented and really sweet and we like going on road trips and she’s a very good driver and she drove the whole way and she’s a really good driver and -Okay, I give up!

Karlie Kloss on Round 1: The Talking Contest of ‘The Best, Best Friend Game’ for Vogue [x] (via crnncrz)

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The thing about Karlie is that she’s very tall like an elephant or a giraffe or a very, very high ceiling. You really have trouble getting through doors that are low. You walked the Victoria’s Secret show the other day and you looked like a fairy butterfly. And I was so proud of you ‘cause I was like ‘that’s my friend!’ and i knew you were singing all the words to my song and she’s walking, she’s got wings, she’s got shiny abs. She said we��d go on a road trip and when we went there and we went to Big Sur and I drove and I played you the whole 1989 album before anyone else heard it.

Taylor Swift on Round 1: The Talking Contest of ‘The Best, Best Friend Game’ for Vogue [x] (via crnncrz)

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Been MIA on here for a long ass time thanks to a load of personal reasons, but mostly ‘cause I needed to breathe from the world of Tumblr. As much fun as it was to get hyped over every little kaylor update (or lack thereof), shit got exhausting, you guys. I won’t be on here like I was before save for the certain moments I feel like posting shit, hence this particular one. (I finally got the box?! like from mid August to -just a couple of days ago- October!! Stuff’s pretty damn neat. Also !! at the fact that KK was in Asia yet again but still nowhere close to Manila. Pfft. And I’m def betting my money on album 6 sometime soon.)

**Important note f you’re trying to contact me!! I only check Tumblr like once a month or even less now so if you need to shoot me a message, go direct to my Twitter or Instagram or what the heck, hit me up at my email (carinnacruz at yahoo.com)**

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I haven’t posted in forever. Shit happened but I’ve been learning to cope with it through this. Art is life. ✌🏽

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khloes instagram to kendall congratulating her on her vogue cover show how detached the kardashians are from the real world. she says something along the lines of “you made so many sacrifices. all the family events you had to skip, being able to just hang out enjoying being 20, and all the times you were homesick because you were working finally paid off.” like this family wouldn’t know a real sacrifice or struggle is it slapped them across the face. like oh no she couldn’t make it to their vacation on a private island because she was on a private jet flying back and forth to paris :( oh no kendall’s sitting in a luxury hotel being catered to left and right but she’s a little homesick :( oh no she didn’t get to be a “normal girl” because her and her bff got handed modeling contracts together :( she really has given up so much :(

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Tom Hiddleston's 'Embarrassing' Showmance With Taylor Swift Costs Him Aramani Job

Yikes, Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s showmance really isn’t having the effect that their PR teams had hoped for, with Tom reportedly losing a huge contract due to the “embarrassing” display.

Last month it was reported that fashion giants Armani were considering using Tom as their new face, replacing Taylor’s ex Calvin Harris.

However, the Italian label have gone off the idea due to his recent publicity-hungry antics with his new girlfriend.

Executives apparently fear that they will be seen as “cashing in” on the drama, something that they are eager to completely disassociate themselves from.

A source shared: “Tom was on the shortlist as they examined who could take over from Calvin.

“Obviously with Tom now being Taylor’s other half and the Calvin past deal, it would generate huge media coverage and headlines.

“But Armani see themselves as classier than that and think that a rising sports star may suit their current needs better.

“Armani would hate to be seen as getting PR for their brand by riding on Taylor Swift’s coat tails, so Tom will not get the job.”

The insider continued: “While Tom is without doubt one of the sexiest actors of his generation, he may not be the right fit this time.

"The brand is looking at attracting 30-somethings and under, so Tom may be a little too old.”

Tom hit the headlines when he was conveniently papped embracing Taylor on an isolated beach less than three weeks after she had split from her long-term boyfriend, Calvin.

The pair then embarked on a sickening display of love across the globe, with Taylor even meeting Tom’s mother in front of the waiting paps after just nine days of dating.

Tom was relentlessly mocked after donning an “I [heart] Taylor Swift’ vest top during Fourth of July celebrations and many reckon that the entire stunt may have had an unprecedented negative impact on his career… 

…And with Armani already shying away from the star, it looks as though they might have been right.

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I guess it’s okay to post these since I just finished my last day of internship today. 2 months went by too fast with this job! The days were long and the work was challenging but it’s still been the best thing I’ve done in my life so far. Learning to manage juggling the customers in front of you with a phone that’s ringing off the hook and having to assist your boss with another task as well was some other kind of crazy, but it was part of an experience that I wouldn’t trade for the world! (shoutout to the Ticketing department of CX’s Manila Town office for putting up with my non-stop inquiries for passengers and the free food)

#InnaInterns is over...for now. ;)  *back to my regularly scheduled programming*

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your team still sucks. don’t think i’m letting that tweet go.