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(RAMPING INVOLVES ME LAYING DOWN AND EMBRACING THE SERENE NATURE OF THE "OTHER" SPACE THAT HAUNTS MY BRAIN WHEN MY EYES ARE CLOSED, BY THE BY. I GO NOW INTO THIS QUIET NIGHT.)

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M RAMPING.

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If you talk to Karkat you're actually, literally committing a crime.

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karkat you accidentally liked a post. i think you forgot you were hibernating.

YOU SENDING ME THIS MESSAGE WOKE ME UP AND NOW I'M PISSED. WHAT WAS ME JUST ROLLING OVER IN MY SLEEP AND MY FAT FINGERS SLAPPING AGAINST THE KEYS *JUST SO* TO ENABLE LIKING A POST HAS NOW TURNED INTO A FULL-BLOWN FUCKSESSION OF POSTAGE. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. YOU DID THIS. YOU WILL REAP THE REWARD OF THE DEATH OF MILLIONS OF PANCELLS AS I SLAP MY SHIT ALL OVER THESE BUTTONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (MY KEYBOARD BTW).

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I COME ONLINE. I MAKE TWO POSTS. TEREZI WAKES UP FROM A DEEP SLUMBER IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE EARTH AND RISES UP TO RUN MY PAN OVER A CHEESE GRATER. MY UNYIELDING ANGUISH CONTINUES.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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ANYWAY, I HIT A 10 KILL STREAK IN FORTNITE, SO I'M THE COOLEST GUY TO EVER LIVE I GUESS.

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ACTUALLY, I'VE DECIDED TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST THE SYSTEMIC TORTURE BEING INFLICTED UPON THE MASSES BY HUMANS. THE AGONY OF BEING FORCED TO ENDURE THE HUMAN SOCIAL NORM OF CELEBRATION OVER EVEN THE MOST MINUSCULE, UNIMPRESSIVE FEATS OF SURVIVAL TORMENTS ME EVERY WAKING MOMENT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF FORCING OTHERS TO PLAY PIN-THE-TAIL-ON-THE-SHITTY-FUCKING-GARBAGE-IDEAS.

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I HAVE A SUSPICION THAT YESTERNIGHT WAS SOME KIND OF "OCCASION" OR PERHAPS "ANNIVERSARY" OF SOMETHING, BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT THAT MAY HAVE BEEN. IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN VERY "IMPORTANT". ALSO I DON'T CARE IF ANYTHING IS HAPPENING TONIGHT EITHER. DON'T TELL ME, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

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WORLD OF WARCRAFT (WOW) IS A MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE ROLE-PLAYING GAME (MMORPG) RELEASED IN 2004 BY BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT. SET IN THE WARCRAFT FANTASY UNIVERSE, WORLD OF WARCRAFT TAKES PLACE WITHIN THE WORLD OF AZEROTH, APPROXIMATELY FOUR YEARS AFTER THE EVENTS OF THE PREVIOUS GAME IN THE SERIES, WARCRAFT III: THE FROZEN THRONE.[3] THE GAME WAS ANNOUNCED IN 2001, AND WAS RELEASED FOR THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE WARCRAFT FRANCHISE ON NOVEMBER 23, 2004. SINCE LAUNCH, WORLD OF WARCRAFT HAS HAD NINE MAJOR EXPANSION PACKS: THE BURNING CRUSADE (2007), WRATH OF THE LICH KING (2008), CATACLYSM (2010), MISTS OF PANDARIA (2012), WARLORDS OF DRAENOR (2014), LEGION (2016), BATTLE FOR AZEROTH (2018), SHADOWLANDS (2020), AND DRAGONFLIGHT (2022). THREE FURTHER EXPANSIONS, THE WAR WITHIN (PLANNED FOR 2024), MIDNIGHT, AND THE LAST TITAN, WERE ANNOUNCED IN 2023.

SIMILAR TO OTHER MMORPGS, THE GAME ALLOWS PLAYERS TO CREATE A CHARACTER AVATAR AND EXPLORE AN OPEN GAME WORLD IN THIRD- OR FIRST-PERSON VIEW, EXPLORING THE LANDSCAPE, FIGHTING VARIOUS MONSTERS, COMPLETING QUESTS, AND INTERACTING WITH NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCS) OR OTHER PLAYERS. THE GAME ENCOURAGES PLAYERS TO WORK TOGETHER TO COMPLETE QUESTS, ENTER DUNGEONS AND ENGAGE IN PLAYER VERSUS PLAYER (PVP) COMBAT, HOWEVER, THE GAME CAN ALSO BE PLAYED SOLO WITHOUT INTERACTING WITH OTHERS. THE GAME PRIMARILY FOCUSES ON CHARACTER PROGRESSION, IN WHICH PLAYERS EARN EXPERIENCE POINTS TO LEVEL UP THEIR CHARACTER TO MAKE THEM MORE POWERFUL AND BUY AND SELL ITEMS USING IN-GAME CURRENCY TO ACQUIRE BETTER EQUIPMENT, AMONG OTHER GAME SYSTEMS.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT WAS A MAJOR CRITICAL AND COMMERCIAL SUCCESS UPON ITS ORIGINAL RELEASE IN 2004 AND QUICKLY BECAME THE MOST POPULAR MMORPG OF ALL TIME, REACHING A PEAK OF 12 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS IN 2010.[4] THE GAME HAD OVER ONE HUNDRED MILLION REGISTERED ACCOUNTS BY 2014[5] AND BY 2017, HAD GROSSED OVER $9.23 BILLION IN REVENUE, MAKING IT ONE OF THE HIGHEST-GROSSING VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES OF ALL TIME. THE GAME HAS BEEN CITED BY GAMING JOURNALISTS AS THE GREATEST MMORPG OF ALL TIME AND ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME AND HAS ALSO BEEN NOTED FOR ITS LONG LIFESPAN, CONTINUING TO RECEIVE DEVELOPER SUPPORT AND EXPANSION PACKS OVER 15 YEARS SINCE ITS INITIAL RELEASE.[6][7][8] IN 2019, A VANILLA VERSION OF THE GAME TITLED WORLD OF WARCRAFT CLASSIC WAS LAUNCHED, ALLOWING PLAYERS TO EXPERIENCE THE BASE GAME BEFORE ANY OF ITS EXPANSIONS LAUNCHED,[9][10] WITH VERSIONS OF CLASSIC FOR THE FIRST AND SECOND EXPANSIONS BEING RELEASED SUBSEQUENTLY,[11][12] WITH MINOR CHANGES.[13] IN 2022, BLIZZARD AND NETEASE CANCELLED AN UNANNOUNCED WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOBILE SPIN-OFF GAME.

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STARING BLANKLY AT THE TUMBLR.COM HOMEPAGE WAITING FOR IT TO DO A TRICK OR SOMETHING.

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WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT EXISTING ON THE INTERNET IS THAT SOMETIMES YOU WILL OPEN "TUMBLR" "DOT" "COM" AND BE FACED WITH THE TOUGHEST, MOST GRUELING BATTLE OF NOT GIVING IN TO YOUR BASE INSTINCTS OF ATTACKING EVERY PERSON YOU SEE POSTING FOR SUBJECTING YOU TO THE WORST THINGS YOUR BULBS CAN POSSIBLY GANDER.

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SOM3T1M3S

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COOL. TIME TO ROLL OVER AND DIE OF OLD AGE, ETC. ETC..

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*AHEM AHEM*

FOLLOWING THE EGO DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AND SUBSEQUENT MELDING OF MATTER INTO ONE ETERNAL BEING, THE BRAND'S PR GUY HAS INFORMED ME TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE KARKAT STAND IS "BACK IN BUSINESS".

LATHER YOURSELF IN MY VISUAL LEMONADE, ETC. ETC..

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GABBAGOUL.

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gabbagoul