Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Donald Trump in the dream I just had: "My fellow Americans, the greatest problem facing the euh, E-Spoahts community today is witches. Green Witches folks, it's okay. They fly down on their brooms and they cackle, and they place hexes on our players, our wonderful players"
okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.